Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Wake Up-Would You Rather

Had a shitty, shitty night last night. Seriously, one of the worst I've had in a while, and worst of all I'm still in a shitty mood. But I can't let The Scenes down so I blogged anyways. So sorry, but you're just going to have to deal with how negative and depressing this blog is. Would you rather be punched in the face or kicked in the groin? I mean a hard punch to the face i.e. cheek, eyes, nose, or jaw (you obviously don’t get to choose where) or a solid, wound up kick to the dick while you spread your legs and take it like a man. My last WYR was a win-win where either way your getting to see some hot girls in hot clothing. This time I decided to turn a complete 180 on your asses. This time, either way you vote, your fucked. So choose wisely.

I’m going to take the kick to the groin, and before everyone starts making fun of me saying its because I got a small dick or no dick or some shit like that just hear me out. I’ve heard of so many people needing to get surgery after getting rocked in the face, whether it be a broken cheek or a shattered nose. The bones in your face just break more easily, thats just a fact. And I know people have gotten surgery for getting hit in the balls too, but how many of those times have been sports accidents, or things of that nature, and not just a kick to the groin from an average dude. So I’ll take the swift kick to the dick and the hour or so of pain that follows thereafter over the fist to the face and possible surgery any day of the week. Show them what I mean Kriby Roy.




PS- Why does the animation part show his balls as being blue. Are they trying to say he has blue balls because he doesn't get laid? I'm not buying it Sports Science, not this time. Kirby Roy probably slays more poon than any man in this world.

Would You Rather?
Take a shot to the groin
Take a fist to the face
Results

Posted by Cstokecity.

1 comment:

  1. slaters gonna slateApril 12, 2011 at 6:23 PM

    i feel like cstokesmallcock writes blogs for the sole reason to never get laid. pick it up bro i just kinda feel bad at this point

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