BC Athlete of the Week

It's that time again, BC Athlete of the Week time, and this weeks winner is near and dear to my heart.3 and I unanimously decided that John Cahill, BC bball star, is this week's winner. Ya Ya I know people, "BUT MUCCCCC, Reggie had 25, Raji had 17, Danny Rubin gets hit on by my spanish teacher," get outta here haters, John Cahill is a difference maker. On saturday who played the most minutes behind Reggie Jackson? John motherfucking Cahill (35 out of 40 minutes ladies and gents). I mean let's be honest, the kid doesn't look like a d1 baller, in fact, he was playing on the women's scout team just last year. But looks can be deceiving, and I'll be damned if I didn't admit Johnnyboy can play some ball. He's tough on D, he's smart with the rock, and when he's called upon he nails big time shots (probably not all he nails but we will stick to that). John's emotion, work-ethic, and sheer awesomeness shine on the court; oh and did I mention him and 3 look exactly the same? No, but really though, here's 3, and John's obviously above and in our background.

So John, thanks for keeping the dream alive for all us undersized white-boys that give it all we got on the hardwood. We salute you sir.

Posted by Mucc.

Glen Hood

Wait, who are these kids?! This shit is unbelievable. Kids must have some great genetics or something to pull these kind of shots off. Oh, that's right, these are my little brothers and their boys doing some absolutely ridiculous stuff with a basketball. Makes me tear up a little bit thinking about what fine men they've become and how hard they're reppin Glen Hood right here. Lot of memories were made in those streets and I'm proud to say I was part of the crew. Shout out to all the boys still tearing up Glen Hood, miss you guys.

P.S. When I said yesterday there's nothing to do in NH, this is the kinda shit you have to come up with to keep yourself entertained. So people, tell me you're not impressed. I dare you. I fucking dare you.

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God Damn it Dunn.

God damn it 3 I know you should be playing everything up the line cause you suck, but way to take out your own player with that shitty clearance. Fucking outside backs these days.

Posted by Mucc.

Fucking Yankees.

FORT MYERS, Fla. -- Boston Red Sox pitcher Josh Beckett was visibly shaken up after getting hit on the left side of the head with a ball before Monday's spring training game.

Beckett, who was standing in left-center field, went to one knee after he was struck and teammates immediately called for the training staff. He was escorted off the field with his hand on his head.

The Red Sox did not have an immediate update on Beckett, but did say the pitcher was still at the park and did not need to be transported to the hospital.

The ball that struck Beckett appeared to be a ball hit by Red Sox staffer Ino Guerrero, who was standing in the outfield hitting shagged balls with a fungo bat back to a bucket behind second base when one got away from him.

-Joe McDonald ESPNboston.com

What are the chances Ino Guerrero is working for that slime Girardi? I say 89%.

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Best Practical Joke of ALL TIME: The NFL Combine

Tom Brady can have his Superbowls, I got the combine. -Akili Smith

Since 3 had to go and freak out over Jimmer (totally agree by the way, fuck that guy), I guess I'll go on a little rant of my own. Every year during the last week of February we are bombarded with Mel Kiper, Todd Mcshay, and the rest of ESPN and NFL network overpaid analysts, going absolutely bananas over the NFL Combine. Heres the thing, the combine is probably the biggest bullshit I have ever witnessed in my entire life. I understand the need to know some raw statistics about incoming player's size, strength, and speed, and I do think it has some purpose, but why is there so much emphasis placed on what goes on in Indianapolis every year? Why is it even in Indianapolis? And why the fuck is it televised? I mean we are talking about things like guys running in straight lines and moving laterally in a totally relaxed environment with no pads, no helmets, barely any clothes, and no semblance of a game-like atmosphere. Last time I checked, Cam Newton is going to be dropping back to pass with monsters zoning in on him, 2 pounds of armor on, and 70 thousand screaming fans going insane, but ya, everything he does this week will tell us if he will be a good NFL qb or not. Give me a fucking break. I mean half the fucking guys who are going to be drafted aren't even there, and most of the top guys choose to not work out out of fear. It's not hard to look at the last 10 years and see the players who have been pro-bowlers, and the teams that have been good, and realize that these same players had shitty to average combines, and these same teams drafted with less emphasis on the combine. For Christ sake, Tom Brady ran a 6.7 40, he benched 225 6 times, and he measured out as a "scrawny bitch" at the 2000 combine, yet he seemed to be an ok pick. Bet those other 31 scouts that passed on him due to those numbers were all fired. Point in-case, I'll take Wes Welker (wasn't even invited to the combine) over Darius Heyward-Bay (combine hero circa 2009) everyday of the week, and twice on sunday (when it really counts).

Posted by Mucc.

Hey Jimmer! Hey Jimmer! You suck.

I'm about to go apeshit on the little piece of garbage who calls himself the player of the year in college basketball, Jimmer Fredette. I hate this guy down to his very core. He's the kind of guy I'd typical like to root for in college basketball; white, undersized, great shooter, but Jimmer, no not Jimmer. The man does everything in his power to make me loathe his very being. He's a cocky, arrogant prick. Can I say that? Yeah, well I just did and that's how I feel. I was totally indifferent on the whole "Jimmer-mania," but after Mucc pointed it out to me and I watched him play against San Diego State over the weekend (by the way, LOVE the Aztecs) I've moved into the world of pure, unfiltered hatred. He took a three with a foot inside the Aztecs logo at center court. That's fucking stupid. He's got so many good shooters on that team it's ridiculous. He could easily get his 20 a night and still dish out 10 helpers just on threes alone, but nooooooo, Jimmer's got to go for 35 and make sure the focus is all on him so he can take home player of the year honors. Perfect example, Saturday against SDSU Jimmer's pushing the ball on a two on one, he's got the defender committed to him all he's got to do is dump it off for a dunk and an easy two to seal the game. What does Jimmer do? He doesn't even look at the guy and takes it himself and gets fouled. You know what, I wish Jimmer got his arm fuckin broke on that play. Anyone can go for 30 when they're jacking up 30 shots, 5 of which are ridiculously retarded threes that are just a waste of a possession. You don't win like that, especially not in March. Can't wait to see you sitting on your ass after a one and done at the tournament Jimmer, because just like any other team with a chauvinistic asshole like yourself, you're gonna lose.

Posted by 3

Unbelievable Scene of the Day

Ran train on them Double Stufs. Mmmmmmm

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I Am Still So Right.

Sit down Spike. The Heat fucking suck too. Good, I'm glad we got the East locked up. Beat this fuckers.

Gunners Gag

Carling Cup final. 1-1. 89th minute. Arsenal has gone 6 years without hardware, Birmingham has waited nearly 50 since it last lifted a trophy. Well, thanks to a fucking nightmare of a play between Arsenal defender, Laurent Koscielny, and goalkeeper, Wojciech Szczesny, they don't have to wait any longer. Good for them, I'm happy for the Blues, but this is about that atrocity of a play between the Gunners' netminder and centerback. How does that happen? How does that fucking happen? You guys are playing for one of the best clubs in the world, sort that shit out. Like, it's the 90th minute in a title game, its gotta be better. If I'm Koscielny in this situation, I'm putting the ball into the 12th row and putting my foot through the keeper's chest. If I'm the keeper, well, I fuckin hate keepers, they all suck. I understand it's the one position where if you fuck up it's on you, but come out, be a man, catch the ball, do your job. No excuses. As for Obefami Martins who put the goal in, the celebration was one hundred times more athletic than the actual goal. And with a name like Obefami and backflips like that, dude's definately getting laid tonight. Arsenal young gun Jack Wilshere's face at the end here just sums up exactly what I would be thinking. I feel like I'm almost staring into his soul and he's saying, "Fuck you guys, fuck you. Thanks for blowing this one."

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Live Free or Die

We've got the first primary, no income tax, no seatbelts. We've got mountains and lakes and beaches. The women are beautiful and they're also down to crack a beer and watch football. We've got our liquor stores conveniently located on the side of the highway. Fireworks are fair game (thank you Seabrook). We can go border to border in about 2 hours and we brush shoulders with the Canucks up north. It's the 603 babyyy! I mean, our motto is "Live Free or Die," aka you can do whatever the fuck you want. Let me tell you something else, there's no one out there who's tougher than a NH dude. Show me someone who could survive 11 days without power while the entire world literally froze over, or someone who goes swimming in 45 degree water for pleasure. We've got everything you'd ever want here in New Hampshire. Sure, we might not have the glam of California, or the prestige of New York, but in my humble, unbiased opinion, there's no place better. Granted, we've got nothing better to do than make stupid parody videos, but that's neither here nor there. I get made fun of frequently for having a deprived childhood; never seeing any movies, sucking dick at video games, but you know why, cause we play outside in the 603. Is it gay that I built forts and made snowmen in my backyard until I was 18? I don't think so. I'm a better man because I grew up in New Hampshire. You may call us hicks, you may say there's nothing to do here, but like everyone else in NH I'm proud of where I came from. I'm proud to represent the 603. Live free or die motherfuckers.


P.S. RIP Old Man in the Mountain

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Insane Dropkick

It's fucking trash day indeed! I don't care if this is real or fake or whatever, this shit is one of the most perfectly executed dropkicks of all time. Dude gets like 5 feet of air and....BOOMBA! Direct hit. The best is the guy crying under the table afterwards. Come on man, get up and rally, if you we're my boy Roccodinho you'd have this guy in a headlock on the ground of a dormitory Hallway. Seriously, go bruce lee that dude or fuck his girlfriend. Pussy.

-Thanks Joe for the vid.

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SHOWDOWN COMING

(Headed for a showdown peeps...start growing the hair out like the bassist)

After last night's sluggish 2-1 win over UMASS, it appears next weekend is the biggest one of the year for our BC Eagles men's hockey team. UNH sits atop the Hockey East standings with 38 points while we follow with 37 points. How many games left you might ask? Two. vs UNH in Conte, and at UNH in that mythical land 3 comes from (shout out to the Warriors of Winnacunnet, Warriors for life). What does this matter people?! Well if Jerry and the boys win or win and tie, these two games they earn another regular season Hockey East title. What does this mean?! 1st seed in the hockey east playoffs, and an almost guarantee at a NCAA birth no matter what shit goes down in the conference playoffs. That would be nice. You know not to be teetering on the bubble in limbo making fans suffer through sleepless nights of pondering why it seemed so fucking difficult to beat Miami's 2-3 zone defense. But that's neither here nor there. BC vs UNH. All the marbles. Next weekend. None of this bubble bullshit.

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Unbelievable Scene of the Day

So of course being freshmen nobodys, 3 and I and a few boys were just wandering around comm ave last night looking for some semblance of cute girls and a party. Instead we saw something better. Walking by us, alone I might add (which I know for a fact doesn't happen often), was Joe "Trap" Trapani. Of course I give him the casual "yo good game today trap" and he's lovin it, thankin me and shit, and then 3 has to fuckin freak out. 3 starts gettin in a yellin match with Trap, screamin in a irish accent and shit. Like this is what baffles me about 3, kid is a D1 athlete too, yet freaks the fuck out when anyone even gives him a head nod; gotta love that kind of boyhood fantasy shit. At any rate, Trap obviously was a little freaked out and walked away, but not before 3 let him know one thing:

"HEY TRAP! TRAP! VIRGINIA TECH! WE GUNNA BEAT THOSE FUCKERS?!"-3

"YA MAN, YOU KNOW WHAT? WE ARE GUNNA FUCKING BEAT EM'" -Joe Trapani

Go Eagles.

Unbelievable Scenes

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So You think You Can Dance?

What just happened? Is that 3 or Michael Jackson? I'm pretty sure it's 3, but I just can't be too sure. But seriously I'm like 82% sure 3 was hovering above himself pulling strings on his artistic limbs creating one of the most beautiful ballet's anyone has ever seen. Ever. Fuck you Beiber, Usher, Will-I-Am and that random kid that bernies, the king has arrived.

PS. Whose that kid in the throwback Troy Bell jersey freakin out about the championship Beirut game? Dude relax.

-thanks Tones for filming greatness.

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BC 63 UVA 44: Coach Donahue is a Fan of the Scenes?

Great Win. In fact, emphatic win. Todays game shows two things:

1. When we drive to the lane and work the ball inside out we are a totally dynamic offensive team.

2. Steve Donahue reads the scenes.

If you read my post after the disappointing loss on Wednesday, you will clearly see that I harped on the lack of continuity in the lineup, and how the group of Cahill, Reggie, Raji, Trap and Biko as clearly are most effective lineup. Well look what we have here folks, right off the bat the starting five for the first time all season was that exact lineup. Not only this, but Coach Donahue also relaxed with the quick subs (playing only 3 guys off the bench for a total of 29 minutes), especially in the second half when we made our 26-4 run. The result of all this, a great 19 point road win, coupled with huge games from Reggie and Raji, with effective games from the rest of the team. For the first time all season we seemed to really take care of business the way we should have, and ran our offense close to perfection. Good win but it's on to the next game in the state of Virginia, a huge one against VA Tech.

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I Am So Right.

I don't want to say I told you so. But I told you so. Melo just makes the Knicks a more flashy and disgustingly overrated team (not that they weren't that before). Number 7 took 22 shots for 27 points, had 3 assists, pretended to have "tennis elbow," and lead a typical second half collapse, against the worst team in the NBA, that can only be accomplished by a team with absolutely no bench, and that plays absolutely no defense. Typical Knicks.

Someone let NY know that if your opponent scores more points than you and you score a shit ton of points, you still lose. Just Sayin.

Posted by Mucc.

Unbelievable Scene of the Day

This scene is all about heart. 3 and I in a fucking dog fight hit 2 cups in a row twice to force double overtime in the championship game of the Beirut Tourney to end all tourneys (courtesy of Roccodinho). Heres the thing people, whether you win or lose in the end is merely something that goes on a dusty white board, or in a old record book...but playing with the heart of lion, and leaving it all on the table when the odds are always against you, that's mean much more then some kind of record, or book, or trophy.



Remember people, heroes are remembered...but ledgends like us, never die.

Unbelievable Scenes



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No Respect

Wait what? I don't get it? He was clearly clipped? Crunching tackle in fact. Sometimes I feel like I'm dealing with crazy people. Don't disrespect an Italian like this ref.

Posted by Mucc

Mouse Chronicles: Day 3

Shits starting to get real old. I know it's only day three, but the constant stress of knowing he's still out there is starting to get to me. I mean, fuck, I'm hearing mouse traps snap that don't snap, I feel them crawling on me in my sleep, hell, beautiful women are starting to look like furry white rodents. You ever get the feeling like you're being watched? That's what this is like, only with beady little demon eyes.
There's one way, and only one way to describe this mouse. He's an arrogant son of a bitch. Its gotten to the point where he's just fucking with us for shits and giggles. Last night we had a search party in here looking for the damn thing. A fucking search party. This little mangey bastard's no bigger than any of the shits I take, yet he's the one whose got girls on their hands and knees and not me... Ladies, he's a fuckin mouse for crying out loud, you can do better.
Anyways, I'm beginning to believe this mouse was sent by the devil or something, cause you know what, I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN HIM. Either he's the fastest motherfucker alive, or Mucc is having some kind of psychotic episode. Seriously, no one else has seen this mouse. We've heard him, but I'm beginning to believe my co-blogger is some kind of mouse whisperer or something and that he's seducing him in Mouseletongue to make him come out of hiding.
Either way, I'm tired of living in fear. I'm sick of Mickey Mouse bossing me around. At first, he was just an innocent rodent trapped in the vents of the Clav Cave, but now, now it's personal. Now he's just being arrogant. I said it before and I'll say it again, this motherfucker knows he's better than me. He knows that no matter what I do, he'll always be one step ahead. Well, I tell you what, I bet Mickey and his fuckin crew are reading this right now laughing their asses off. It's not funny anymore. Your reign of terror is o-v-e-r.

P.S. You're smarter than our traps, I get that, but just know, I'm prepared to kill you with my bare hands. Ask Mucc, he'll tell you. I'm one crazy motherfucker...

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Dustin Pedroia Loves BC.

By Peter Abraham, Globe Staff

FORT MYERS, Fla. — Jonny Miller of WBZ Radio stopped Dustin in the clubhouse this morning to ask him a few questions.

Miller: "Dustin are you excited about Saturday?"

Pedroia: "Yeah, absolutely. ... What's on Saturday?"

Told that it was the doubleheader against Boston College and Northeastern, Pedroia smiled.

"We're gonna kick BC's ass," he said.

The best of that was that he said "Yeah, absolutely" having no idea what Jonny meant.

-Boston.com

I don't think there's anyone else in this world that I'd beg more for an insult from than Dustin Pedroia. Like the guy could just fucking come at me and be like "yo asshole you fucking suck" and I'd say "thank you" and be on my merry way. Seriously, the man is just a pure dood. DP is like that guy in the group who insults people that he likes and doesn't say shit about those he hates. Thus, him saying he's going to kick our ass just means he loves us that much more. He knows he's better than you, you know he's better than you, and you definitely know that he knows that he's better than you. Notice he didn't say shit about playing Northeastern? He knows they don't even deserve the grace he would bestow upon them by ripping them to shreds with his magical words. Probably will just be banging their female managers with our entire team after he goes 5-5 and hits for the cycle against us. Stud.

PS. Remember Daisuke's first pitch in the first inning a couple years back? That's double by Johnny Ayers our second basemen....whose also a punter...cool.

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Thank God It's Friday

Woke up 20 minutes past my alarm, couldn't find a razor to shave with, and thought I saw that fuckin Rat this time in my room (fuck you 3) but like the Celts...We regroup, and move on.

Brotherhood.

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Unbelievable Scene of the Day

Obviously today was a huge day for our beloved Celtics. Thus we decided the unbelievable scene of the day would be the Celtic's big moves today. Currently our Celts' are in Denver playing with only 9 players in uniform, and all of this leaves us with a bittersweet feeling. We love Jeff Green, and the picks, and cash, and possibility of getting other new ballers...but to be honest, here at the Scenes we will miss guys like Perk and Nate. So thanks boys...thanks for giving us your very best, Boston is Brotherhood.

Unbelievable Scenes

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The Beanpot Trot

BOOMBAAAAAA! Solid fucking gold. Take a lesson singers and songwriters this is how shit is done. Guarantee you Jerry York wrote this entire thing, just something that wily bastard would have done. I mean "swoop's" lines at the 1:20 mark had Jay-Z noddin his head. All I can say is, after our recent domination of the Beanpot and finding this video I can confidently concur we are the greatest hockey program this side of the universe. Your move BU, your move.

PS. How much ass does "Mac" at the 3:00 mark smash? Dude said he likes to diddle and he'll be dancing through the middle? 50-60 Northeastern women I'm guessing.

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Mouse Chronicles: Day 2

It didn't take long for the next incident in the Mousecapades, not long at all. I awoke to a banging at the door. Not a knock, a bang. Someone very close to putting the structural integrity of my door in grave danger. I rolled out of bed in nothing but my boxers and my retainer (how's that for a visual ladies...) and still a little groggy, opened the door. Was that the SWAT team that stood before me? Bulletproof vests, futuristic weaponry around their waist, gas masks and a first aid bag for if things got out of hand, the boys were ready to go to war. I came to find out, however, this wasn't the SWAT team I had just let into my room, it was... "The Exterminators." "We hear you've got mice," they said as they entered the room. They hear we've got mice?! That, ladies and gentlemen, is the power of the press. They hear we've got mice, HA! Obviously the exterminators are following what we're doing here at the Scenes and read all about Mousce Chronicles Day 1. Knowing Mucc and I were in over our heads they graciously offered their services to their two favorite bloggers. (I'm imagining this is what happened. I mean I know they never directly said this, but it's the only reasonable explaination, right?)
If there were ever two people who don't fuck around with mice, it's these guys. None of the sticky trap bullshit like I was talking about before, only pure, unadultered, killing machines. Captain Exterminator himself called them his "Mouse Manglers." I mean the name itself is probably scary enough to kill these rat bastards (See what I did there? "Rat" bastards... No? Okay). Captain X, as his nametag read, then brought out the single biggest container of peanut butter I have ever seen. Like, words can not even begin to describe how many PB&Js my mom could've made with this thing. So, he lathered up the traps, layed them out and was quietly on his way. Captain X doesn't fuck around with mice and they better damn well know not to fuck with him.
So now we've got 7 traps. 4 sticky, 3 Mouse Manglers. The mouse had his moment of glory, but he's messing with the wrong guys. We've made our move Mickey Mouse, now it's your turn. This. Is. War.

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Haran-gone

What a day for the Boston Celtics. The C's followed up this afternoon's blockbuster with another slightly less notable deal. The deal sends a couple of big goofy white men to the Cavaliers for a 2013 2nd round pick. Semih Erden and Luke Harangody are on the way out in a move that was made to open up roster space for potential free agent signings. It appears Danny Ainge and Co. already have a few options lined up with F Troy Murphy of the Golden State Warriors leading the way and with the ageless Rip Hamilton waiting in the wings. The Celtics also agreed to send the injured Marquis Daniels, who suffered that scary spinal cord injury right before the All-Star break, to the Kings. Daniels does have the option to refuse any trade due to his contract structure, but either way the Drive for 18 is going to look a whole lot different from here on out.
In the span of about 30 minutes today the C's moved 5 players from a team that currently has the best record in the Eastern Conference. Danny, I know you probably didn't recognize me with my cowboy hat on when I yelled at you at the BC hoop game a couple weeks ago, but I hope you can hear me loud and clear now. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. I understand something needed to be done. We needed a 3-man to come off the bench who could defend and score when need be and I think we got that in Jeff Green, but did we really need to replace the entire bench? I guess time will tell. I like that you're looking at another goofy white man in Troy Murphy to replace Harangody. You have to understand that we must have at least one on the roster at all times. The Perkins piece, I get it. He hasn't recovered like we thought he would from his surgery, but will the old legs of KG and Shaq and the newly aquired Nenad Krstic (how you say that name, or where he is from is completely beyond me) be able to take us on another championship run? Mucc was a little frazzled by the deal when he broke the news of this deal, but I think in all the chaos he got it just right. All these moves are interesting. Very, very interesting.

BREAKING NEWS: PERK and NAT ROBINSON TRADED FOR JEFF GREEN!

Word coming out of Scenes insider John Ponziani is that Kendrick Perkins, Celtics center, has been traded to OKC Thunder for forward Jeff Green and center Nenad Kristic. Can't blog too much about this right now but gotta say I love this deal initially. I always have loved Jeff Green and Nenad adds another big white guy to cheer on. Not to mention Nenad has some skills in the paint and can move...unlike perk right now. Perk just wasn't responding well to surgery...Interesting move!

Posted by Mucc.

PS. JUST RECIEVING WORD THAT NATE ROBINSON WAS INCLUDED IN THE DEAL!!! This makes the deal certainly seem more fair, but always very intriguing did the clets get the better deal? not sure now.

Did Mark Blaudschun Copy me?

"The sound you heard coming from Conte Forum last night was the NCAA Tournament “bubble’’ for Steve Donahue’s Boston College basketball team . . .

A. deflating

B. bursting

C. disappearing

Pick one." -Mark Blaudshun Feb 24th, Boston.com

Motherfucker read our fledgling blog huh? I'm pretty sure I said the exact same thing last night when I wrote: "That sound you just heard my friends may have been this years edition of the Boston College men's basketball team's bubble bursting."

Oh well, Mr. Blaudschun, if that's how you wanna play we shall play.

Posted by Mucc.

Melo Makes the Knicks good again.

HAHA Jus' playin. I don't think the Knicks are better with Melo....Am I crazy? I don't think I'm crazy either. Like for real they aren't any better. Maybe they will sell more tickets, but they are the same exact team they were before the trade, except now they have more big mouth, lazy, egos running around Manhattan. One of the things I hate about the sports media is they jump on and off the handle so easily its ridiculous. The Knicks beat a horrible Bucks team (15 games under .500) last night at home by 6. Ya that's right at home, by 6. I realize they will only get better with time, while Melo jells with his new teammates, but do the smart asses in NY really think they are going to contend with the Celtics? Are they serious? We bully them and the Heat all over the place, and will continue to do so on our way to the Finals. NY Fans are disillusioned, and so is ESPN. Did anyone notice the fucking Nuggets won by 13 over an above .500 Grizzlies team tuesday night? I guess not having Carmelo "I jack up just as many shots as points" Anthony didn't really effect them. The facts of the case are this: Melo's a huge ego who took 25 shots last night to score 27 points; he doesn't play defense; and he doesn't know how to pass the ball yet. Go Celts. I'm not worried.

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Unbelievable Scene of the Day

To score 52 points is one thing. To do it against the 7th best team in the country and still lose by one point is pretty incredible. Well Done today Marshon Brooks, the Providence combo guard had 52 points in a 94-93 loss to 7th ranked Notre Dame (typical ND bullshit). I hope Marshon now runs the table at Providence, nailing 52 of the hottest women there (thats 1 for each point for those counting)...

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Reggie Speaks

"Obviously, they were more physical," Jackson said of the Hurricanes. "When we foul, it seems like we're playing pitty-pat with our girlfriends, and when they foul us, obviously, we end up on our backsides." -Reggie

Ya no shit they were tougher. I hate to harp on things but this loss really bugs me out, and I don't think Reggie is spot on here. There were plenty of times tonight that Reggie, Biko, and Corey Raji all had easy lanes, with 1 guy perhaps in there way, to the bucket but passed on them, dishing out to a perimeter teammate. I don't think its a matter of our guys flying when we get hit, or us not hitting them hard enough, I think this toughness Reggie speaks of starts with Reggie himself, and any of the other guys who drive to the lane (which we don't do enough of). Going to the rim hard and attacking zones and defenders is where we need to find our toughness. Toughness isn't necessarily putting a guy on his ass, it's making sure he doesn't stop you from getting to where you need to go. With, or without the ball we don't get to where we need to go even close to enough. Too often we get stopped, and our courage, toughness, and confidence are all dictated by our opponents.

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Positives From Tonight's Loss

Ed Tseng knows his shit. Time to plant some rasberries. As horrific as that game was tonight, there are a few positives we can take away from it.

1. Danielle the cheerleader did 13 back handsprings in a row. Well done Danielle.

2. The BC crowd did something creative. No, not a typo, that actually happened. Whole student section hunched down on free throws and then popped up waving their arms and screaming as the shot was being taken. Never seen that before. Kinda liked it. Plus it was the first time all season someone showed a little creativity in Conte besides Mucc and I.

3. Corey Raji's boy is the fuckin man. He used to sit front row with us, pacing and screaming his ass off at Coach D whenever Raji wasn't in. Turns out he just switched seats on us and was spotted tonight at center court rockin a white tee running through the aisle telling old men to stand up during crunch time. Is it sad that he was maybe the best player for us tonight?

4. Father Clarke the crazy Australian history professor/ Jesuit gave us a shout out. It's nice knowing our efforts don't go unnoticed.

5. John Cahill (our beloved white boy walk on and current background of the site) loved the sign we made for him.

6. Will and I looked really really good as always.

So, I guess we just got to take the positives from tonight and try not to think about a pink elephant.

P.S. Mucc claims to have just seen the mouse. Once again, no one else saw it. Starting to question if this mouse is real, or if these are just crazy hallucinations after heartbreakers like this one.

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Ouch. That Hurt.

(Ironically a former Hurricane knows exactly how I feel....Preach it Ed.)

That sound you just heard my friends may have been this years edition of the Boston College men's basketball team's bubble bursting. What the fuck just happened? I mean I know we lost to Miami earlier in the season, but it was by 1 point? away! This was a can't lose game, not now, not at home in front of a surprisingly good crowd that was loud the entire game, not when I am fucking missing a huge intramural soccer game to be there, not when Mice are running around like Egyptian protestors and taking over the world. NOT TONIGHT.

I don't know what really to say because I feel like I just got kicked in the balls by all of Dade County. Whether it was going down 21 in the first half, the Miami big men committing federal offenses in the lane, or the refs giving us the ole' fuck you and your mother, the whole game was a total barrage of disgustingness. I guess I'll start with the going down 21. For the second time in as many games we went 10 minutes of the first half without a point. It was like we were playing in slow motion,I don't know why we don't go up and down quickly any more and attack these zone defenses. We slow it up, pass the ball around the perimeter and jack up a three, sweet offense. I guess though we were totally out of sync the whole night, which leads me to my next question. What is with the shuffling of lineups Coach Donahue is employing? None of the players can seem to get in a rhythm with each other. I mean clearly the best lineup tonight was Jackson, Paris, Trap, Raji and Cahill, yes Cahill was a fucking all star tonight again. However, for some reason after that group cut the lead down to six in the second half, Gabe Moton and Big Smooth Southern entered the game for Cahill and Trap. With no disrespect to those two guys who played hard, we preceded to hand the lead back to the Canes. I mean it's not like I don't love gabe and big smooth but the two of them were cold turkey and entered with group of guys who were in sync and on fire. Leave em' in coach. But despite some of this mismanagement, we still had a shot to claw out of the depths of darkness in the end, but I guess the refs didn't get the memo. What's baffling to me were all the ticky tack fouls on the eagles down in the paint, while Reggie Johnson and the other Miami bigs didn't get their first foul till the last 4 minutes. I mean shit I know we don't drive but we got to the tin enough to get some calls. However, the worst call had to be the bullshit intentional foul on Biko at the end of the game, fucking 5 point swing sir. Down 5 with a minute left we are obviously going to foul, isn't every fucking foul intentional at that point? If the NCAA is going to allow fouling at the end of games, then they shouldn't allow intentional fouls to be called at the end of the game unless the guy gets shot with a colt 45...which I'm sure Biko didn't do. Either way, Karl Hess, Les Jones, and Bernard Clinton, had a rough fucking night all together, and I am really surprised Coach Donahue didn't get a T or thrown out. Fucking guy stood there like it was all ok that these power hungry assholes were running the show. AL Skinner would've been thrown out before the game even started with these assholes showing up. Whatever, I do like steve, but you gotta get in a guys ass some time and let him know you're gunna be here all night.Fuck this one hurts, looks like I'm crawling in with the mouse tonight, hope he has cable.

PS. 3 Almost died tonight. Like I'm not even kidding, kid was so worked up about the officials I think he blew an artery. I should go check on him but I'm afraid of the mouse.

Posted by Mucc.

It's Gametime

Gametime Motherfuckers. LESSSSS GOOOOOOOO. No but seriously this game is huge, I think if we lose this I'm going to crawl inside the mouse hole in Claver dorm and never come out. But fuck that we aint' going to lose, 3 and I will be there bringing the noise and watching the boys get a W hopefully Reggie won't hurt the Canes to bad.

Posted by Mucc.

Mouse Chronicles: Day 1

This ain't Disney World, so I'm not really sure why we've got Mickey Mouse running up and down Claver 2nd floor shaking hands and taking pictures with any guy with a box of donuts and a dorm room. A man's room is his safe haven, it's his sanctuary, it's his chamber of love (or for guys like me who aren't getting any it's a place of masturbation). You don't fuck with where a dude masturbates.

Anyways, this whole Mousecapade started over the weekend when my big, bad fellow blogger damn near shit himself at the sight of a furry little rodent scurrying across the carpet of my immaculate room. Let me make it very clear that there has not been mouse sighting since Mucc fled the scene, but just like any good high school bomb scare where a girl says she's gonna blow the place to bits because "it's a fuckin hell hole and no one deserves to be called a whore every day," (Wait, that didn't happen at your high school? Welcome to Winnacunnet I guess?) we had to take precautions. The room was cleaned and mouse traps were purchased. Mickey Mouse can only terrify poor innocent boys for so long.

Night one with the traps produced no results, night two, same story, but night three, night three we got something. I awoke to the obnoxious scratching and clawing of a mouse trying to free himself from the confines of a sticky trap. (Note to self: NEVER buy sticky traps). After two hours of struggle and two hours of no sleep the struggle stopped and I was certain we had our first victim and had collected breakfast for the morning. The morning, however, was only a disappointment. There were signs of struggle all over the trap, but no mouse. No fuckin mouse.

But you know what, we learned a couple lessons here. One, don't ever be cheap with mouse traps. Buy something that kills on the spot. It's instant death or nothing. Don't get cute with these motherfuckers cause they're better than you and they know it. Kill the sorry son of a bitch. And two, if you have one in your grasp don't let it get away. I don't care how tired you are, or that it's 3 in the morning. Get up and kill the damn thing. You might not get another chance. So, we lick our wounds and move on. This shit ain't over Mickey Mouse. You took the first round. Well played. But I can assure you I won't sleep until I'm roasting your sorry ass over the campfire.

Stay tuned...

Posted by 3.

Are We In?

(Danny thinks so...)

I was just watching sportscenter in my pristine dorm room, which has finally been cleaned thanks in large part to a mouse sighting (more to come later), and on the tube were Joe Lunardi and Doug Gottlieb discussing the NCAA Tournament bubble. Lunardi, who for one reason or another assumes the position of God in these debates, suggested that the "Last four in" to the tourney at this point were Gonzaga, Richmond, Colorado State, and an "unimpressive Boston College squad." FUCK YA! WE ARE IN! Wait, "unimpressive?" what? If Lunardi wasn't carrying the Italian-American flag I'd probably be pissed right now, but to be honest, I'm going to have to agree with him. I mean granted we have beaten some good teams, Texas A&M at a neutral site, Va Tech at home, Maryland twice, and granted we took UNC to the wire on Saturday (I don't think my colleague 3 has come out of shock from that game yet) but in reality we are sitting on a 16-10 record sporting one of the best offenses in the country, combined with the most inefficient defense in basketball history (no lie the French army is a better defense). We ARE the definition of a bubble team. We are "unimpressive" and have our backs against the wall, but for some reason I like it this way.

With four games left, two at home, and two away, we have a chance to prove ourselves and get into the tourney. Isn't that what any good team wants, a chance? I mean beating Harvard and Yale and URI and Miami the first time would have helped, but even after all of that the italian-stallion Joe Lunardi says we can still squeak in if we take care of business down the stretch here. Come on People that is exciting for our young eagle squad that was a preseason cellar dweller! This is why you'll see Mr. Dunn aka 3 and I front row tonight 7 pm eastern time rooting the boys on; because we aren't in yet....but we have a chance.

Would You Want Randy Moss Back?

Randy Moss is probably the most interesting enigmatic figure in the sports world today. He's gone from bad boy, to record breaker, to bad boy part II, and has always seemed to alienate and antagonize teammates, coaches, and entire organizations. It's actually sad that because of all his antics; his "straight cash homie," "everybody one clap," and mooning of Lambeu Field, one incontrovertible fact gets largely overshadowed: Randy Moss is a freakishly good Wide Receiver, one who might have revolutionized the position. With that, I bet you can guess where I am going with this; Hell Ya I'd want Randy back when the Pats open up training camp in August. I know what the critics are going to say about Brady and company setting the league on fire without him, and the reemergence of Deion Branch as the Pat's number 1 receiver, but truth be told there was a lot that changed to make that offense better last year, that had nothing to do with Moss being gone. For starters the running game, with BJGE and Woodhead, finally appeared again making the team more balanced and giving Brady more options with play-action. Secondly, the secondary began to jell around week 5 and 6 after moss had left, thus making the defense better all around and giving the offense better field position. Lastly, Deion Branch did arrive, and he gave the pats what they finally needed: a great route runner that could find lanes in between Welker and the deep man, in the 15 yard category, and get first downs. In my opinion Moss returning would only reestablish a prominent and respectable deep threat in the offense, and would fit in perfectly with Branch and Welker. No knock on Brandon Tate, but I'm just not sure Darelle Revis is worried about getting worked by the UNC chap like he was when Moss was standing opposite him. Also, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize that now having 3 receivers that make the defense cover them in all three zones (the 5-10 yard, 15-20 yard, and 25-30 yard) of the field makes an offense that much more unstoppable especially against zone defenses that gave the Pats trouble (ie. that team from NY that shoots their mouth off). Moss, again, would simply make teams like the Jets play much more man to man defense, allowing for easier matchups all around for the Pats, and we know how much Brady and Belichick love to exploit matchups.

Posted by Mucc.

CalTech Beavers Prove Being Mediocre Sucks.

Last night the CalTech Beavers, who hadn't won a conference game since I was negative-6 years old, beat Occidental 46-45 in a classic Southern California Interscholastic Conference bout. Why do we care? No not because this is their first conference win since 1985, but because it just proves that if you're going to lose you might as well lose hard. Personally, I think it's indisputable that being the worst at your sport is way better than being pseudo-bad. Being defeated is way sweeter than being .500. Think about it, these CalTech players now have a night they will never forget, the night they finally WON a game. They have a moment and a bond to last a lifetime. They'll probably get together each year, pop champagne, talk about their newest mindreading computer, and bang their smokin' hot trophy wives, all the while reflecting on this single defining moment. I mean isn't that what sports are for, building bonds through hardship, and having a great memory here and there? To be frank, being .500 must be the worst right? It's like "um ya we are kindof good I guess?" Sweet man. Where's your sick story that you're going to lay on people at an office party? Noone remembers going 15-15 and sucking just enough to miss out on some tourney, but you bet your sweet ass they remember going 1-29 and being magical for one night.

Posted by Mucc.

Unbelievable Scene of the Day

5 feet of air by Reggie: Check.

Balls to Reggie Johnson's face: Check.

Boston College win: Check.

Just a little reminder of what happened when the Hurricanes came to town last year. 1 massive dunk, 1 even bigger win. Let's hope for the same result tommorow night, at 7 pm in Conte, BE THERE.

PS. I'm 95% sure Reggie Johnson is still recovering from the post-tramautic-stress of being dick slapped by Reggie Jackson.

Posted by Mucc and 3.

I Think it's Someone's Birthday!

Rondo, you fuckin dog. A big Happy Birthday to the best point guard in the league. I don’t give a fuck what anyone else says, there’s no one out there who dishes like you do, who does shit with the ball like you do and there’s certainly no one out there that’s crushin more pussy than you do. The things women would do for a little game of one on one, if you catch my drift. Hell, I’d fuck you. No homo? Happy Birthday #9

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Fuck it, I'm Moving To Switzerland

Ya I said it. I'm moving to Switzerland. Once number 3 down there makes it big with his feet and his agent, me, lands him a pro contract with a Swiss division 8 team, I'm packing my bags and teaching myself Swiss. Oh what's that? They don't have their own language? Oh that's right they aren't bonded by a specific language but rather by the common values of "democracy, celebration, and neutrality" (swear to God that's straight from wikipedia). Count me in. Like seriously, I'm democratic, I celebrate, and I am neutral as shit when it comes to launching nuclear missiles ever which way. Let's be honest, we are talking about a land that is French in the west, German in the north, and Italian in the south and east: imagine the combinations of foods, women, and women with food that go along with that. Did I mention it's beautiful, and has the highest income per citizen of the world. I guess that's cool. Long story short; while China, the Soviet Union, and our good ole US of A are dropping uranium-121 and starting World War III, I'll be neutrally celebrating my democracy in Switzerland.

Posted by Mucc.

The Worst Roommate Ever?

Does this kid know he’s fucking with God? I mean this isn’t Bill down the hall, or crazy Rocco next door, this is fuckin God. That’s right, God. And if I’ve learned one thing after a semester at BC, it’s that you don’t ever, ever, come at God. I’ve seen plenty of bad roommates in my day, but if anyone’s a “worthless piece of life” here, it’s the crazy screaming mother fucker. Kid actually runs out of breath midway through his rant. Be better. Get your fitness up. Meanwhile God’s just standing there totally unfazed by the psychotic episode, just cool as the other side of the pillow. Even offers ever so politely to buy his wackjob roommate some over the counter Chill Pills. Shit doesn’t come cheap. Hey bro, If you have a problem with someone drinking your coffee, or eating your Easy Mac, simply retaliate by pissing in his sheets while they’re out of the room, or fucking his smoking hot sister when she comes to visit. Cool? Cool.

-thanks Jess for the tip.

Posted by 3.

BC Athlete of the Week

One of the first Scenes features I want to unveil is our weekly BC Athlete of the week. I'm redundant as shit. Each week we will spotlight an Athlete at BC based on their prowess on and off the field. This may seem dumb to some but I can think of at least one jersey chaser from Kostka Hall First Floor (K1 whatuppp) that is going to find this whole thing quite interesting. So fuck it, let's try it!

This Week our BC Athlete of the week is Kelli Stack of Women's Ice Hockey. A lot of dudes give women hockey players shit, lesbian this, dyke that, but lets face it Kelli is fuckin smokin. Like she's hot as shit. Oh ya, and she scores 4 billion goals a night. Chick's got the face of an angel, and she's unstoppable in the open ice. Nuff said.

Posted by Mucc.

WELCOME TO THE SCENES

Hey ladies and gents, welcome to the blog Unbelievable Scenes. Here at Unbelievable Scenes Inc. myself Will Mucci, and my co-blogger Ryan Dunn, exist simply to spread the good news. We are two freshmen students that are going to blog about mostly New England sports, and our very own Boston College Eagles. Of course we are going to throw a little funny shit in here and there, you know stuff that most likely will make us look like tools and not funny but hey, we'll do what we'll do and try bring you some unbelievable scenes. We believe in a way that blogging is the most selfish and egotistical thing in the world. I mean who gives a shit what two Claver 2nd Floor boys think about sports, and or life. Well we love ourselves, a little too much, so we are going to do it anyway. Enjoy.

PS. Whose in the background? That's our idol. deal with it.

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