MotherNature

Fuck you.

Posted by Mucc.

This Kid's Pissed

I don't know about you, but I see absolutely nothing wrong with this kid being the governor of that landmass between New York and Pennsylvania. You're going to look this kid in the eye and really try to tell him he can't be the governor of NJ? The Dirty Jerz? Right. This kid sounds 10x more qualified than anyone that's probably in there now. Too small? Seriously? I say elect this fucker right now...you heard him, he's in college, he's from new jersey, boom already qualified. I mean listen to his desire and pride when talking about the wasteland he calls home. Jesse 2012, he's got my vote.

PS. What the hell is with his brother? First he's wearing a helmet in a car while in a car-seat, and then he's droppin the N word all over the place in reference to Arnold. You don't disrespect African Americans or Arnold like that. Jesse, bag the bro and let's get ourselves to Trenton.

Posted by Mucc.

Mixed Drinks at Fenway?

As the Boston Red Sox prepare for their April 8 home opener at Fenway Park, the team is moving to expand the sale of mixed alcoholic beverages throughout the historic ballpark, drawing concerns from Boston police and Mayor Thomas M. Menino.

-Boston.com

Mixed drinks at Fenway? That's just dumb. Didn't 3 just talk about how American baseball was? And how he rode in a chevy, and ate hot dogs and apple pie? I didn't see him mention anything about drinking a gin and tonic while he watched his sox play. Dumb. You drink one thing at baseball games: an ice cold coors light. Maybe a Budweiser if you really got that American twinkle in your eye. The only one who is going to like this is Roccodinho...he'd drink petron over anything.

Posted by Mucc.

Unbelievable Scene of the Day

It's here. It's finally here. Baseball's Opening Day is tomorrow with a slew of meaningless games only to preface the real opening day on Friday when the Red Sox kick off their World Series run in Arlington, Texas against the still Cliff Lee-less Rangers. I can almost taste the Fenway Franks now, and to be a little frank it's getting me a little aroused. Baseball is back ladies and gents. Let's play ball.

P.S. Baseball is America's game, correct? But in reality, football is America's game. With the NFL out of the picture does baseball reassume it's place atop the American sports hierarchy? Or does it slide in at 1b and basketball is the new numero uno (how's my spanish?)? I just don't know anymore. All I know is I love baseball, I love apple pie and I rode in the back of a Chevy once. Go America! Welcome to baseball season folks.

Unbelievable Scenes

Posted by 3

Say It Ain't So: Reggie Jackson to Enter NBA Draft

BOSTON -- Boston College junior Reggie Jackson has made himself eligible for the NBA draft. But the 6-foot-3 guard says he won't hire an agent, so he could remove his name from the list and return to school. Jackson averaged 18.2 points, 4.5 assists and 4.3 rebounds per game last season. He was the team's leading scorer as it rebounded from a sub-.500 season and went 21-13 (9-7 Atlantic Coast Conference) under new coach Steve Donahue. Jackson was named to the All-ACC first team, and earned an honorable mention for The Associated Press All-America team. He has until May 8 to remove his name from consideration and retain his college eligibility.



It's official. Boston's College First-Team All ACC guard has declared for the NBA draft. Jackson has tenatively put his name into consideration, but will not be hiring an agent, which leaves open the possibility of him removing his name and returning to the Eagles next season. Here's my problem. He's not ready. Reggie Jackson, at this point in his career, is not ready to play in the NBA. I get it, I really do. All his boys are graduating. Raji, Biko, Trap, Southern, those were all his boys. I get that. He doesn't want to be back next year with a bunch of snotty little freshman, but he needs one more year to prove he can be the go to guy. He's got all the talent in the world, but there were WAY too many times this year when in crunch time he wasn't demanding the ball, or WAY too many times when he'd be nonexistent for a whole half of basketball, or WAY too many times when good teams locked down on him (think Florida State, think Duke) and he just curled up in the fetal position. Reggie's got all the tools he needs to be an NBA player. He's explosive off the dribble, he can get to the bucket (only when he puts his mind to it though and decides he wants to dunk on someone rather than pussying out with a retreat dribble), he can stick the 3-ball and play either the 1 or the 2. Reggie Jackson is an NBA talent. Just not yet.

P.S. The Scenes recently acquired the "Reggie's Veggies" costumes... Now what the fuck are we supposed to do with a giant carrot and pea pod?

Posted by 3

What's With This Facebook Post Goin Around?

This just doesn't make sense to me. This is what I hate about Yankee fans. They hate us because we get right up in their grill and just say we hate them and that they suck, and then they come up with these weird little things they think are insults made up by some 57 year old women made up. Like a disorder? what? Are we 7 years old again? Like man up and tell me Adrian Gonzalez can't hit, or Carl Crawford is slow, or that Jeter is worth 7 billion dollars. See, the funny thing is that I can tie my shoes...and I can copy and paste...and I can win...I think 93 times last year...so I don't see where they are getting this disorder thing from. I guess I'll just take solace in knowing I'm not some jackoff New Yorker whose fat mother came up with some weird Facebook status to try to give the sox some shit before we go 162-0.

PS. The 27-9 argument for world series is just dead wrong. It's 24-9. 3 World Series were won between 1941-1945 while Ted Williams was in France fighting off the Nazi's you sick bastards. Game and set.

PSS. Yankees Suck.

Posted by Mucc.

BREAKING NEWS: The NCAA is a Joke

Four former Auburn football players claimed they received thousands of dollars of cash from boosters from a number of schools on an HBO special that airs Wednesday night, according to the website Sports by Brooks.

The players, Chaz Ramsey, Troy Reddick, Stanley McClover and Raven Gray, alleged they received money as part of a pay-for-play scheme during their time at Auburn. None played there more recently than 2007.

"Somebody came to me, I don't even know this person and he was like, 'we would love for you to come to LSU and he gave me a handshake and it had five hundred dollars in there," McClover said in the HBO special, an advance copy of which was obtained by Sports by Brooks. "That's called a money handshake ... I grabbed it and I'm like, 'wow,' hell I thought ten dollars was a lot of money back then."

McClover told "Real Sports" that boosters from Auburn, Michigan State and Ohio State also arranged for him to get money and other inducements such as sexual services when he was being recruited in 2003. He originally committed to Ohio State but switched his commitment to Auburn after receiving cash that he said persuaded him to change his commitment. On that occasion, he said the cash was delivered in a bookbag. The amount was not disclosed.

"I literally passed out I couldn't believe it was true," the HBO transcript quoted McClover as saying. "I felt like I owed them."

-ESPN.com

Um is this suppose to be news? I mean I've said at least 4 times on here that the NCAA is the most corrupt, joke of an institution this side of FIFA. Obviously schools in the Big 10 and SEC break the rules and pay-for-play. Do people really think Cam Newton was clean at Auburn? The NCAA does this all the time though. They let the teams play the season out amidst controversy (ie. Ohio State and Auburn this year) and then slam them a few months or few years later with sanctions that are barely a slap on the wrist. It's funny though that the biggest culprits are always the schools from the NCAA poster conferences, the SEC And Big 10. Those two conferences are even more of a sham. With the money flying around in the SEC they might as well be a minor league NFL, and the iniquity in the Big 10 they might as well be Richard Nixon in Watergate. It's just a shame that teams like USC, SMU, and UNC, get the harshest of penalties for the exact same crimes that these other schools are committing. I mean god forbid Ohio State's stars, or Auburn's Heisman winner get suspended for their BCS bowl games. Absolutely not because that will cost the NCAA one thing they hate to lose: Money. So the NCAA does what they always do, makes concessions for their favorite sons, let it slide, and then will hammer them with a slap on the wrist 5 years from now. Give me a break.

Posted by Mucc.

Fat Jokes are Hilarious

George Lopez is great at what he does

CNN- You see, I know how Kirstie feels.
It was in the late '50s that someone in my grammar school called me " a big fat pig. " At first, I did not know what these guys meant. But it did not take long to figure it out.

And what do people do when they are called a fat pig? Eat.

I was so upset that day that I went home, fixed myself three fried bologna sandwiches and opened a large bag of potato chips. And while I was stuffing my face from sadness, I tried to figure out why on earth someone would be so cruel as to call me a name of a farm animal. And that was not the only name that the guys bullied me with. They called me fat cow. Once they went outside of the barnyard into the circus tent to call me an elephant.

But none of those names bothered me as much as "pig" did. Pigs ate all day and wallowed in mud. Why, that wasn't me!

The name calling continued in high school. It accelerated to some foul language that always came before the word pig. And I tried to look like I took it all in stride and tried not to let it bother me, but it did.

Comedians have told fat jokes for centuries. And you know who laughs at fat jokes don't you? Thin people. Overweight and obese people don't laugh hysterically when they hear a fat joke. Especially now, when there are more overweight and obese people in America, fat jokes have no place in our society.

When people in a position to influence the way other people think -- people who appear on TV in front of a big audience -- ridicule someone for the way they look, they are telling everyone watching that it's acceptable to do that. And that's not funny.

Fat jokes hurt people just like they hurt me beginning in sixth grade. I think of myself as not only a teacher but as a comedian. I love to make people laugh. Now, I tell a lot of jokes, but they are mostly making fun of me.

I hope in my lifetime we can all continue to laugh at ourselves and not put down anyone for what they weigh.

The opinions expressed in this commentary are solely those of Richard Simmons

HAHAHA. Fat jokes are hilarious. How can you rip on George for making a joke. It is a joke, bottom line, It's not a big deal. He's not making a personal attack. He didn't say he didn't like you as a person, he simply made a joke. He's doing his job. Get over it. If you don't like it lose weight. Weight isn't something like race or gender that the person has no control over, Kristie has complete control over her weight. Get over it Rich. Boo Hoo, no one cares that you were overweight in the 6th grade, your not going to get a sympathy vote from me because someone called you a pig, especially if you then tell me you continued to eat more. Lets take a bit of advice from Daniel Tosh:

Jokes.com
Daniel Tosh - You Are a Troll
comedians.comedycentral.com
Daniel Tosh Stand-Up Daniel Tosh Tour Daniel Tosh Jokes

Daniel Tosh may be even better

Posted by: Roccodinho

Should We Be Worried?

What the hell? Those machine thingys are already more athletic than 67% of the human population...one step closer to A.I's takin over our world...

Posted by Mucc.

Unbelievable Scene of the Day

Well folks, today was a slow day, not a lot of time to get some blogs fired off, but we survive and advance. Today's unbelievable scene is a great one though. The Scenes proudly announces we have reached 10,000 views all time! It's you people that keep the fire in our belly going...we are nothing without our viewers, even you "aint-no-b." So party on people cause the scenes have reached 10,000 and there is no stopping us now.

Posted by Mucc and 3.

Lebron Sucks

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Heat just lost to the cavs by 12...god I feel better all ready.

Posted by Mucc.

Even Other Country's Airlines Have More Fun

Any time you're adding Richard Simmons to an Airplane flight, you're doing something right.

First New Zealand gives us Colin Murphy, now this. Well done Kiwis, well done.

Posted by Mucc.

This Can't be Good

By Peter Abraham, Globe Staff

FORT MYERS, Fla. — Sports Illustrated's baseball preview picks the Red Sox to win 100 games and the World Series.

SI has the Sox topping the Yankees by eight games then beating the Athletics, Twins and Giants in the playoffs.

That all sounds reasonable. I think 100 wins is a bit high given the quality of the East. Tampa Bay will be better than many people think and the Orioles are not the walkovers they once were, Toronto is tough and obviously the Yankees have a strong team.

I like the Sox with 95 wins and the division title.

I'm confused, like did we make the playoffs last year? Look if theres one thing I know about being a red sox fan its this: never be cocky. The only time the sox thrive are when we play the "us vs the world" card all the live long day. This favorite bullshit might just bring us down. I mean who are we the Yankees?

Posted by Mucc.

Unbelievable Scene of the Day

BOOMBA!! Well I'll be damned, look whose rockin' that bod that'll make grown men shiver. Welcome back Britt, it's cool if I call you Britt right?

Unbelievable Scenes

Posted by Mucc and 3.

BC Athlete of the Week

(Hide your daughters and wives, the Mullet is comin back)

With the world of Boston College Athletics crumbling around us, theres just only one place to turn, one of 3's very own boys. Boston College's own holding Center-mid Colin Murphy has recently been selected for the New Zealand u-20 national squad. Murph will be leaving in 11 days to participate in u-20 World Cup qualifying. This means two things that I can think of: 1) Murph will/should be slaying girls with that world cup line all day. and 2)He is 7 million times better than Ryan "3" Dunn. So boys and girls, grab a pint of tuis and raise your glass for Colin Murphy.

Posted by 3 and Mucc.

What The Hell Is Going On With the Celts?

So Celts just lost to the Pacers, a team that is one spot worse than the Knicks, and I just can't help but wonder what Danny Ainge is doing right now. I guess the title is a rhetorical question, I mean isn't it obvious the Celtics miss Perk? Like what the fuck danny? This is so frustrating. Especially when I have to listen to Tommy Heison talk about how "oh man they just didn't shoot well," no Tommy, that's not the problem, the problem is that Nenad Kristic is a pussy down low, the O'neals haven't played a game in 8 years, KG can only do so much, and Glen Davis is 6 foot 6 inches, thus, dudes like Roy Hibbert go for 26 and 11 against us. Let's not be cute here people the Celts are getting ravaged down low, it's not even a question. The team is 9-7 since the trade and every time I look at the box score they are out rebounded, and every time I watch the game they are out toughed. It wasn't like Perk was a world beating all-star, but he was tough as hell, and could actually shut down guys in the low post and rebound a basketball. Jeff Green and Kristic are good players but they don't really play the Celtic way, at least not yet. Green actually has looked good as of late, but Kristic is just not commanding any source of a presence down low. Bottom line here is hey Danny, if it ain't broke don't fix it.

PS. What's with this new thng where baby takes the important shots at the end of the game? I mean it's not like we have the greatest shooter of all time on our team or anything.

Posted by Mucc.

Buck Showalter is a Fraud

By Peter Abraham, Globe Staff

FORT MYERS, Fla. — Orioles manager Buck Showalter called Red Sox GM Theo Epstein to apologize for his comments he made to Men's Journal magazine.

The apology was accepted and Epstein considers the matter closed.

So if most of you are like me, and don't really pay too much attention to spring training or baseball for that matter until friday when the real season starts heres the background for this story: Last week Buck Showalter got all firey about Derek Jeter, Theo Epstein, and Obama, and had himself a rant. Long and short of it, he basically said Theo wouldn't be able to jack shit with the Orioles payroll. Now I'm not going to disagree with Showalter there because to be honest the Dhali Llama wouldn't be able to jackshit with the Orioles payroll, but waht grinds my gears about this whole thing is a week after the dude recinds his comments and apoligizes? Buck needs grow a pair and stick by what he said. Great example Bucky boy is showing for his team, really that never say die attitude..jesus, put a little presusre on this guy and he backs away faster than the french army....typical Triple AAA shit.

Posted by Mucc.

Enter Wiz Khalifa (Eargasm)

One day turnaround between posts? No problem, sometimes you just have to do it for the love of the game. Today I most certainly love the game. I scour the depths of hell to find the newest and best music for you guys. I usually get a song, big or small, between three months to a year before it hits itunes or radio. A prime example would be the monster hit all the above by maino taking a full year to hit radio. Tonight’s featured song, No Sleep, took one, ONE!!!, day after I discovered it before it became #1 on itunes. Nobody slept on this gem. Ladies and Gentlemen, Wiz Khalifa, has entered the building. He has produced some gems lately like young wild and free, Hollywood hoes, roll up, and the race. I really liked those songs, but this one blows them out of the water. Tears just welling up in my eyes because its songs like this that keep the fire burning. Words can’t really describe how good this song is. I think I broke the replay button on my itunes. I feel like a proud papa. It was only a few months ago that big Wiz got busted with a five POUNDS of weed. Well his head’s gotta be in the clouds tonight after mastering his game. “Everythin is on me, the drinks are on me, the bitches, the hotel the weed is on me” No Wiz this ones on us…here’s to you Big Guy. Rollin Papers is going to be huge, make sure you get it. Enjoy Everyone, Happy Monday.

Posted by Mac Attack

The Single Stupidest Thing I've Ever Done

Wow. Long day. I am begging, BEGGING, that someone call or text me or comment on this and offer some reassurance that this has happened to them before. So, I get to study hall to begin the 18 hours and 6 minutes of study time I have left before the Econ test to end all econ tests. I know I put a pen in my pocket when I left the room, but somehow it has vanished when I sit down to start working. I spend the next five minutes scrambling through my backpack looking for an extra to no avail. I ask the football player next to me if he has one (obviously he doesn't, I don't think football players do homework anyways). Then I ask the two sailors sitting across from me. No mas. I spend a few minutes pondering asking the study monitor if I can borrow her pen, knowing full well she's going to sass me for not bringing a pen to do homework. Maybe I can just do two hours of homework without writing? No can do, it needs to be done. I sack up and approach the desk to ask for a pen.

Me: I lost my pen. Do you have one that I could borrow please?
Study Hall Monitor: Uhmmm.... (slowly raises pointer finger upwards)

It's on my ear. Fuck me.

Posted by 3

Is Brushing Your Teeth In O'Neill OK?

First on the toilet, now this. One of our Scene's correspondents just informed me that some chick was brushing her teeth in the O'Neill Library bathroom. There's only one obvious explanation for this right? She is getting tutored by a stud. I mean I really am spot on here people. Everyone knows library bathrooms are the most interesting animal this side of the Mississippi, and everyone knows O'Neil is no exception. But it's gotta be some hot economics tutor, like I'm talking Tom Brady with a side of Leonardo DiCaprio right that's making little miss hygiene test the waters? Girl's probably thinking, "oh damn johnny is tutoring me I better get my game up here, brush that chicken club with honey mustard from hillside right out of my mouth." I mean someone's gunna be ready when Johnny shows her just exactly where his supply curve and her demand curve meet. I say bravo to this hero, she's out here just giving 110% in the little game we call making plays. She's got her A-game up do you?

PS. rumor has it chick dropped her toothbrush on the floor...gotta love that heart. You win some, you lose some.

-thanks Linds for the tip.

Posted by Mucc.

Soccer Isn't gay??

Right.

Posted by Mucc.

Al Skinner Ain't Happy

Almost a year to the day after he was let go by Boston College — leaving as the winningest coach in the history of the men’s basketball program — Al Skinner yesterday ended a year of self-imposed silence about what happened, still not quite sure why it happened the way it did. He also made it clear that he feels he has something left in his coaching career.

“Other than the fact that they wanted a change to be made, I still don’t understand,’’ said Skinner in a phone interview.

“That’s part of the business. But I look at my résumé and the success I had at BC, and I look at the résumé of some coaches who are in the tournament now, and I look at my résumé and I think it compares favorably.

“I ran a good program, I graduated my kids. Everybody has problems, but we addressed them and handled them in a matter that satisfied every one.

“At the end of the day, this is a results-oriented business. I recognize that. But I put the program in a good place. I raised the program to the level where we were always in the hunt.’’

Skinner went 247-165 in 13 years at BC, taking the Eagles to seven NCAA Tournament appearances (in a stretch of nine years). His tenure ended last March, following a 15-16 season, in what the school described as a mutual decision but was largely perceived as a dismissal. Skinner had three years left on his contract.

-Boston.com

Here is what I think the scoop is. BC needed to pay Al one years salary as a settlement per his contract if he didn't get another job last year. One of the provisions in his contract also was that he needed not to make any comments. He took it easy for a year and did not work.
The year is up, and he is looking now for a job. So he comes in the papers to state his case after his contract expired. Al's a good coach and an even better guy, it all depends if he wants to work at it. He wasn't getting it done the last few years at BC, so he rightfully got fired. He can be credited for keeping the program respectable and making them a power NCAA team again, as well as transitioning them to the ACC. Al's team's did play with what he called an "edge," and that's what made them great. They played with that swagger that you need now of days to compete at a high level, and beat anyone anytime. Al, like I said, is a good man, and will end up with a good program and legacy.

-thanks dad for the tip and some more insight

Posted by Mucc.

How's Your Bracket?

(VCU would like to apologize for screwing up everyone's bracket in America)

Well, shit. Didn't see this coming. I mean, I guess I'll give you UConn. Somebody could've picked that one. Best player in the country, fresh off an insane run through the Big East tourney, but they had just played five games in five days, they were too young, they're freshmen weren't ready for the big stage. Nope, Final Four bound. Kentucky's got some talent. Brandon Knight is an absolute stud, but they got skimped with their seeding and weren't deep enough to make a serious run. Nope, Final Four bound. Somebody had to be this year's Butler, turns out it just happened to be Butler. An 8-seed. An 8-seed?! 8-seeds are supposed to get knocked off by the 1-seed in the second round. Nope, Final Four bound. And who's that last team that's going to Houston? Must be Duke, or UNC, or Florida, or someone else from the Big East (oh wait, that's right, the Big East sucks), right? Nope, VCU you say? Good ole Virginia Commonwealth University. An 11-seed. They weren't even supposed to be in the tournament. THEY WEREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE TOURNAMENT!!! Nope, Final Four bound. What a weekend for college basketball. Once again proving why March Madness is the single greatest sporting event America has to offer. A three, four, eight and eleven seed in the Final Four? I mean, I know I didn't fill out a bracket this year, but I would've lost a shitload, so I'm glad I didn't. Oh, you had Butler and VCU playing each other in the Final Four? No you didn't. Liar. I will personally pleasure anyone who shows me they had that much up. So, ladies and gents, how's your bracket?

Posted by 3

Agudelo Compensates for USA's Messi Play

Will Agudelo be USA's next star?

ESPN- EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. -- At the final whistle, Juan Agudelo walked over to Lionel Messi.

Don Emmert/Getty ImagesJuan Agudelo (9) of the USA is marked by Argentina's Javier Mascherano (14) during a friendly match at New Meadowlands Stadium in East Rutherford, N.J.

"I was like, `Yeah, I'm good friends withThierry Henry,'" the 18-year-old American forward said. "I just wanted to introduce myself: Juan Agudelo."

Agudelo's 59th-minute goal gave the United States a surprising 1-1 tie against Argentina in a high-profile exhibition game on Saturday night before 78,936 at the New Meadowlands Stadium.

As much as the goal, making an impression on the planet's best player left Agudelo beaming.

"Just for him to recognize me, now that I scored against him," said the teenager, who only made the New York Red Bulls' first-team roster late last season.

Talk about confidence. This kid has it all. Watch the video and listen to his composure when talking on national television. He's unfazed. Back in the fall, he comes into the game with 7 minutes left with the USA and South Africa tied 0-0 and calmly puts away a goal poking it over the keepers head. Comes in against Chile at the 60 minute mark with his good pal Teal Bunbury. The two play a slick give and go down the middle of the field and Agudelo gets hacked in the box, setting up a PK for Bunbury. Bunbury buries it and the two proceed to dougie in front of the world.

Sure enough, last night comes and the USA is taking on perennial powerhouse Argentina. Lionel Messi was in the starting lineup and was just toying with our defenders. Half time comes and Big Bad Bob Bradley decides to sub in Agudelo and pair him up with Jozy. Great move all around. Agudelo brings energy to the front line and is capable of stringing passes together. Jozy is most effective as a holding forward with someone working off of him, which is what Agudelo was doing. Fast forward to the 79th minute and Agudelo, like always is in the right place, at the right time, and exudes confidence as he buries the off balance goal around the keeper. Tremendous finish. What's more amazing is this kid's quiet confidence. Who, as an 18 year old, walks up to the best player in the world and introduces himself? Who keeps their composure on national TV and remains modest enough to thank his parents and god? What's great is that he's grateful for the opportunity and not like many other young stars who feel like it's owed to them. This is what the United States has been lacking. Someone composed in front of the net.

Ps. Did anyone see his celebration? He must have been out here scouting 3 for a while and decided to copy his signature celebration

Posted by Roccodinho

Unbelievable Scene of Yesterday

I was going to post this last night, but gotta admit I liked mac attacks post so much just kind of let it rock. Great day yesterday, Revs won 2-1 Charlie Davies scored, Butler won again just amazing, and the boys from CT pulled off another final four trip, who's going to Houston with me? Anyway, last night's unbelievable scene was acquiring this patriot throwback hat up above. It took a lot of team effort, heart, and determinations, but we did it folks, we made the dream come true and the hat has been acquired from a off-campus house that shall not be named(the "hall" for those who know what I'm talking about). Props to Roccodinho as he was MVP of the heist. It's like I always say, some people are great, but others just have greatness thrust upon them.

Posted by Mucc.

Wale and J.Cole takin over

Tough Friday night everyone. Heartbroken by the fact that our boys were slain on the ice in the first round of the NCAA Tourney, but keep your heads up boys we will rise from the ashes. I feel like Kenny Powers out here. I was stuck at a wedding and left you high and dry when you were expecting musical greatness. Well now I am back with a vengeance. I promise you, no donkeys, no smokebombs, no dick thrusts, just pure blogging. Now, ladies and gents, we get down to business. As mucc alerted you the other day, Wale and J.Cole are coming into town. How do I feel about this? Hold on. Yep, just went from six to midnight. Watch your step because I’m about to drop some knowledge. Wale is spitting hot fire right now and you will learn that mucc’s trepidations about J.Cole will be forgotten because he is about to take over the game. The bigger question is how the hell did the big man O.K. these wild and crazy kids for a show? He must have been confused by the fact that Wale is on the “board of mothafuckin administration”. If he thought Akon and Cudi were out of hand, Wale is going to have kids hangin from the rafters and tearing the building down! Wale’s new mixtape is straight fire. He has a weird obsession with Seinfeld snippets, but he crushes it anyway. The greatness is as follows: The problem, The MC, The war, The breakup song, The Guilty Pleasure (do it with no hands), The Motivation B Right, The power, and The Flight. That’s just off of his tape! Now, two Wale classics that just blow your mind, Pretty Girls and World Tour, are Mohammed Ali knockout punches. The Bona-fide heavy hitters by my boy Brenton Duvall. Are World Tour and Lights with my musical obsession Ellie Goulding. Turns out because of these two songs I had Brenton Duvall before I knew who he was. That is reason enough to love DC’s magic man. Mac Attack there’s more? Oh yes, 9-1-1, Wale’s masterpiece. That’s my mortal lock of the week, and your ears will be begging for more.

Now we get to J.Cole, the guy you don’t know but you are going to have to write “I will not sleep on J.Cole ever again” 100 times on the chalkboard after this post. I assume you have heard Diddy Dirty Money’s song, I’m Coming Home, with the angelic Skylar Grey singing the hook. Seriously, I would make Skylar and Ellie Goulding my wives so fast your head would spin. I would go so far as to say that you LOVE the song I’m coming home. Well like you, I too love the song, but I HATE Diddy’s version. That’s right, J.Cole made the song and should be doing 5 to 10 because he murders it. It’s so good that Diddy should question his profession. Seriously what is he famous for? I just remember Diddy changing his name four million times back in the 90’s. Puff, Puffy, P. Diddy, Sean, Sean Combs, Sean Puffy Combs, Puff Daddy. Yeah, he has his own TV show and clothing line but he is an awful musician with no memorable work. But I digress, his royal “P”ness should head for the hills with how badly he got shown up on this track. Its like J.Cole was singing Shaggy’s legendary “Wasn’t Me” and he was serenading Diddy’s woman with his instrument. Cole also makes magic with Kevin Cossom on “leave me alone”. Outside of those two songs, other greats include: Before I’m gone, Higher, and Playground. J.Cole’s lyricism is from the heart, fresh, and hot like molten lava. Cole says “I wonder if Andre Harel would know how great I would be when he fired me?” No, no he did not. This man is untouchable and will shut the building down, no question about it.

Look at me, rantin like I’m Rock Daddy over here. It needed to be done because we have got to sell out Conte Arena and let the boys do their thing. Must see event. With that being said let’s go rage. Mucc those 100 lines aren’t going write themselves. Somebody call 911, because J.Cole and Wale are on the way.

PS: How do the Cataracs not play top of the world at the dance? C’mon, you are better than that.

911

Lights

World Tour

The Breakup song

The Flight

The War

Pretty Girls

I'm Comin Home

Leave Me Alone

Playground

Before I'm Gone

Higher

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Revs vs. DC United: Davies Back to Boston

The Scenes is heading to Gillette Stadium. New England Revolution vs. DC United. Home opener for the Revs and the return of Charlie Davies to Boston. What do you do when the NFL says they're too high and mighty to play football next season? You do like Ochocinco and get behind a ragtag bunch of Major League soccer players. Ideal situation here? Our, yes, OUR New England Revolution (Yeah, I know, I don't know a single player on the team, but we're trying to get behind these guys) win something like 4-3, but Charlies Davies nets a hat trick going back to where it all began. After the game, realizing how much he misses Boston and Manchester, NH and Seacoast United (those were your glory days, Charlie), he gives United the ole eff you and demands a transfer to the Revs. Seems reasonable, right? Go Revs. Go Eagles. Welcome back #9. Hopefully we can make that whole transfer thing work out... I'll let you know how it goes.

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Damn

8-4. We lost to Collorado College 8-4. It's to obvious that expectations were too high, and got the best of us. Let's be honest, there is no way CC is a better team talent wise than BC. But, I mean with the way this sports year has gone could we expect anything less? Last night, watching that game, I knew it wasn't going to end well. It just wasn't in the cards; not this year, not with the way things have been going. But like I always say, we hold our heads up high, we lick our wounds, and we survive and advance. That's all we can do.

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Unbelievable Scene of the Day

Avon at BC. Taken over by the Avon Falcons. By the avon boys. UUUnreal. BC losing 7-2 tonight...dissapointing...but we all expected it. Come on now, it's just the year that's been. But let's reflect on the greatness of tonight. The boys came, they saw, and they conquered. Shit was beyond unbelievable. Bitches could not stay away. Could not. I repeat, could not keep their hands off. The game we played tonight was out of this world. Avon, CT. I know I'm not from there, but let's go Falcons. And we play mother fuckers. Lesssss Go.

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B-line's newest hit +scenes pics for tonight

Our boys at the b-line are at it again. This is their newest hit, gotta love this. Keep it up boys.

As for tonights picks. I Will dominate tonight.

Mucc = UNC, Kansas, Kentucky, FSU.

3 = Marquette, Kansas, OSU, FSU.

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News Reporter Talks About Male Organ

Ok big deal so the lady said that the coffee goes well with cock? Well I'm sure any women would tell you theres nothing better in the morning than a cup of joe and well, you know. Don't hate on chick for spittin the truth. What's more disturbing is this creepy ass dude practically whackin it to Giada De Laurentiis at the end there. Come on dude act professional, put your cock away.

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Browns Fans are Pissed

CLEVELAND -- A Cleveland Browns fan sued the NFL and its teams over the player lockout, claiming it violated his contract to buy tickets through his personal seat license.

Ken Lanci, a self-made millionaire who ran unsuccessfully last year for the top county government job in Cleveland, filed the lawsuit Thursday in Cuyahoga County Common Pleas Court.

"It's a fight between billionaires and millionaires," Lanci said Friday in a phone interview. "There isn't any sympathy for multimillionaires. It's just not going to happen. And somebody has to stand up and say, 'Enough's enough.' "

-ESPN.com

I am beyond baffled. Out of all the fans to sue....the browns? The browns are the most miserable franchise in all of sports right?Well, I guess they are behind the Cavs and the Indians, but come on Cleveland? For Real? This has to be some kind of sneaky move by Goodell, that wiley bastard. But seriously what is this dude complaining about? An NFL Lockout would only save the browns and their fans from a miserable existence for another year...they should be popping Champaigne...like just look at this guy:

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Unbelievable Scene of the Day

(So happy this goofy red haired kid is sitting at home now..I hate this guy so much. So much. Uber Much)

Kemba was unreal. Derrick Williams was a straight beast (take that duke). But neither is tonight's unbelievable scene. Butler Bulldogs to a second straight elite 8....God Damn. It's like I always say, hand down...man down.

Unbelievable Scenes

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This is Dumb

“An entire industry has developed in the youth sports arena — club teams, personal trainers, etc. — to prey on families’ dreams of an athletic scholarship. The lure of the elusive athletic scholarship is the primary — sometimes the only — marketing tool these youth sports entrepreneurs use.” -Ralph Nader

So Ralphy "green" party liberal Nader wants to get rid of college schollys eh? Why would that make any sense? I'm like 97.67% sure I wouldn't have gotten to see Jeremy Lamb and Kemba Walker and the entire the San Diego State Team if we took Ralph's plan, and I care about me and only me.

PS. I'm not trying to be racist...facts are facts...a lot of the best athletes are not all from families that can afford college educations. Psh Tree-hugers scare me.

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Scene's Sweet Sixteen Picks

Look, I know what you're thinking "Mucc don't know shit about this tourney he was like 1-31 in the first round," and you know what? You're dead right. I don't know anything. But I do know one thing, San Diego State, BYU, Duke, and Butler will all win tonight. Sorry CT peeeps...it's Steve Fishers Redemption song. As For Roccodinho and 3 this is what they got

Roccodinho: 3:

SDSU UCONN

BYU Florida

Duke Duke

Butler Butler

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Personal Hygiene

Let me paint a picture for you here people. So, I'm standing there at the sink in the Claver 2nd floor bathroom. Got my Crest Scope Total toothpaste, my blue and white Delta Dental toothbrush and my Neutrogena orange facewash (if you're curious I'm wearing my tight little navy blue Tommy Hilfiger briefs and furry slippers. Not really relevant, but the female viewers need a visual). Anyways, just standing there brushing my teeth and a man appears from the handicap stall, toothbrush in hand, spit in mouth and I heard what was going on in there. He wasn't peeing... I tweeted about this, but the more I thought about it the more blog worthy it became. At what point does it become okay to clean your teeth while taking a shit? Where do you draw the line? Do you not floss while cleaning up throw up? I don't get it. I was just baffled by this whole thing. I've kind of been baffled by the overall college hygienic scene. Shower, shave, brush your teeth, wash your clothes, I mean it's pretty simple, people. And I know, I know, it can get confusing. A toothbrush and toilet paper are for cleaning things, but one's working the entrance and one's working the exit, don't mix them up.

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SPRING CONCERT ANNOUNCED

Wale and J.Cole have been billed as this years spring concert...how do you feel mucc? Well, funny you should ask me, cause I'm pumped, I mean I know Macdaddy is our new music man but I got to say I'm happy with the choice. Wale has got to be one of the coolest dudes this side of pluto, and I dig his ability to get the place goin. To be honest, I'm still undecided on J.Cole but hey he's got to get the job done right? Hopefully they can make sure the mics work this time.

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Unbelievable Scene of the Day

Todays unbelievable scene is something that I always love: Boston athletes just giving love to other Boston guys. Charlie Davies had an amazing debut on saturday in the MLS and as a former BC man we were all happy for that man among boys. But David Ortiz, inspired by davies, took matters into his own hands and sent davies a congratulation ball autographed and all. God damn. Bringing tears to my eyes boys. Remember, Boston Is a Brotherhood.

Unbelievable Scenes.

Posted by Mucc.

Uh-Oh

Out-rebounded? Pts in the paint 52-26 in favor of the Grizzlies? I think we miss Perk a little....

Posted by Mucc

Is it Weird That I Love Chad Johnson?

First off, I know he's Ochocinco but he will always be johnson to me, dating back to that sick Oregon State team with him and Housh. But seriously is it weird that I admire the hell out of the guy? I mean I just ripped Geno Auriemma to shreds earlier because I basically said he was a pompous ass who turned all the lights on him....but yet I love Chad? Today Chad started his trial with Sporting KC of the MLS , and everyone was bashing him; his coach basically called him a lazy attention-starving prick, but I love everything about what chad has done. I mean here's a guy who, during a lockout, could be drinking sizzurp like Chris Johnson, or shooting people like Brandon Merriweather, but instead he's decided to try a different sport and have some fun with it. I guess my thing with the Ochocinco is this; I agree he comes off as a loud-mouth insufferable asswhipe, but when you watch him play, or watch him do something, he always does it with his entire heart and puts in a ton of effort into it. Hell you could play checkers with the guy and he'd give you 110%. He's not T.O, he isn't Randy Moss, he plays way harder than those guys and loves competing. Ya he loves the attention, but he backs up all his talk, and all his attention seeking behavior, with heart, competitiveness, and a little flair. I mean he's the man, and there's a reason why him and Bill Belichick get along, just both competitors. I'd play some footy with Chad, just knock it around.

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The Greatest Throwback Boston Athlete of All Time

He is the single greatest athlete in Boston sports history. There is absolutely no question in my mind. He won us three Superbowls, gave way to an undefeated regular season and what I would consider the most prolific dynasty in the history of the National Football League. Ladies, ladies, put the vibrators away, it's not Tom Brady, we're talking throwbacks. It's good ole Drew Bledsoe. He's the reason the Patriots are who they are today. It was a glorious Sunday afternoon only 12 days removed from the worst day in U.S. history, but what would soon turn into the greatest day in New England history. September 23, 2001. By my calculations it was around 5:03 Eastern Standard Time. Mo Lewis (god bless your soul) laid a crunching hit on Pats quarterback, Drew Bledsoe. Out of the depths of the New England sideline walked a nobody 6th round pick from Michigan. His name was Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr. And the rest, ladies and gentlemen, the rest is history.
Thank you Drew. No one takes one for the team like you do.

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Just Shut Up

Connecticut coach Geno Auriemma, disappointed by a half-full arena for Tuesday's home NCAA tournament game, says his team's fans have been spoiled by years of the Huskies' dominance in women's college basketball.

"I think it's probably natural. I guess we need to win more," Auriemma said after UConn advanced to its 18th straight Sweet 16 with a 64-60 win over Purdue in the second round of the NCAA tournament. "Everybody loves a winner, you know."

"Maybe we should offer free parking, more giveaways," he added. "We should let some of the fans coach the team, maybe a guest coach every quarter."

Auriemma's comments came after an announced crowd of 5,729 watched the last home game of star Maya Moore's college career. That's a little more than half of the 10,027-seat capacity at Gampel Pavilion, the school's on-campus basketball facility.

UConn has won 112 of its past 113 games -- with the lone loss, on Dec. 30 against Stanford, snapping a 90-game winning streak -- and the past two Division I national championships.

"We have a spoiled group of fans who assume we are going to win, who assumed we would be in Philadelphia [for the regionals] and be at the Final Four," Auriemma said. "We had the season, the Big East in Hartford and now the NCAA tournament. You are asking them to do a lot. So I think we don't bid on [hosting the NCAA first round] for five years."

-ESPN.com

I don't think there is a more delusional, pompous, piece of shitake mushroom (you like that mrs. dunn? see what I did there?) in all of sports than Geno Aureimma. It pains me to even think this man is an Italian brother of mine. But honestly, what does Geno expect? He has developed a monopoly on the game of women's basketball (notice "game" not "sport") and he expects people to actually still watch? I have lived with UCONN people for 13 years of my life, and I can tell you that the most hardcore fans in CT are the UCONN Women's fans. They are fierce and literally I am scared of them. The only problem is they are all 50-95 year old women; and after going to every game for the past 5 years and watching their team win by 80 each game they have to say "eh I'll think i'll sit the 1st and 2nd round games against east timbuktoo U out." I mean let's be real, Women's basketball is not even that great of a product. Scratch that it is not a great product at all, and Geno is lucky to have more sellouts than the Boston College Men's team has had in it's entire existence. The poor girls at BC give tickets away and still barely get 1000 fans...and they are good. 6,000 fans aint enough for big bad Geno? Heres a thought, how bout you don't play 25 games at home, then have your conference tourney at home, and then play the ncaa tourney at home for the first two rounds.How many games do you want your fans to see? Why doesn't Geno take his monopoly out to Palo Alto and play the first two rounds on Stanford's home floor? Bottom line is Geno needs to get a grip on reality and realize he's lucky people give two shitakes about him and his team.

Posted by Mucc.

This is Why American Tennis Sucks

Look at Djokovic and Nadal just doing their thing on that smokeshow. 72% chance they double teamed her afterwards. People wonder why Americans can't keep up with these foreign bastards on the court? It's simple we can't dance.

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Unbelievable Scene of the Day

Housing: Check. Dominating Class: Check. Bruins win 4-0: Check. Kicking Ghadaffi's ass in Libya: Double Check. Enjoying Great Company: Check.

Unbelievable scene of the day? Ice Cube just take it away...

Unbelievable Scenes

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Bill Just Being Bill

NEW ORLEANS -- Bill Belichick's absence from Tuesday's coaches breakfast at the NFL annual meeting shouldn't be about a media snub. The message has been heard loud and clear from followers of the New England Patriots: "We don't care about Belichick and his dealings with the press. Get over it!"

That's fair. Take the media out of it

Now consider the NFL head coaching fraternity. Put yourself in the shoes of the 31 other coaches who entered the Waldorf Astoria Ballroom at 7 a.m., found their reserved tables, then looked to the middle of the room over the next 75 minutes to see Belichick's table empty.

Belichick's absence at the once-a-year event fueled the perception that he views himself as bigger than the rest of the coaches. The no-show was disrespectful to his peers. So this isn't about a media snub. This is about the feeling among some coaches and executives in the league that there are "Belichick Rules" and there are NFL rules. This is why they sometimes call the league office on various issues and say, "They're not doing it in New England, so why should we do it here?"

This isn't the first time Belichick has missed a coaches breakfast. In fact, there have been some years he was a no-show for the entire NFL meetings. This year, it's a bit of a different twist. He's here but simply decided not to attend, later joking with reporters, "Sorry I missed you this morning. Alarm clock just didn't go off." When 31 other coaches are in the room and one isn't, the empty table stands out.

-Mike "Whiney" Reiss

Why is Mike Reiss bitching? Is he that upset that he couldn't talk to Bill Belichick at 7 in the morning about moving the kickoff 5 yards forward? Obviously Bill was busy, eatin room service, or banging his smokin wife, or how bout sleeping? And what's with this bullshit about the nfl coaches noticing? You know what else they notice? The 3 rings Belichick is toting on his pimp hand, and the number of times he's circled the wagons around their pitiful teams. And Ya there are "Belichick" rules, they occur when you are the one of greatest coaches of all times in any sport. Shhhhhhhh Michael you sound dumb right now.

Posted by Mucc.

3 Always Wins

So, who's sick and tired about hearing about the Unbelievable Scenes' rooming situation for 2011? Oh, you are? Well, screw you. I'm not done talking about it. Going to put a little different spin on it though. Everyone knows it's a numbers game. 60% chance of an 8-man. What feels like 0% chance of CoRo, but turns out to be about 99.972% if my math is right. This week brings out the men from the boys. 64% chance of tears from a member of the rooming party, good or bad (we met our quota on both sides of the equation). Last night Rockdaddy the math wizard (102% on his last Multi-Variable-I'm-really-smart-class test) crunched the numbers and found 59 quads available. 20 with mice, 2 with flooding issues, 8 that had been vandalized and another 29 for people who recently slept with someone is ResLife. That leaves two rooms. Like I said, 99.972% chance of CoRo. You're probably saying, "Ahh, shit 3, I'm sorry, you had no chance." Oh ho ho, you are so wrong, my friends. 3 always wins. I always win. We're in room 312. Third floor, coincidence? I think not. 3/12, my birthday, coincidence? Hell no. And to top it all off? Today's March 22, 2011. 3/22 aka #3 Ryan Dunn and #22 Doug Flutie. The two greatest athletes to ever grace the Heights. Coincidence? HA. It's a numbers game ladies and gentleman, and 3 always wins.
#winning

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Pop The Champagne

(That's right Cam, show us how you really feel)

There have been three times in my life that I can honestly sayI let out one of those spontaneous girly screams of happiness. The Red Sox winning the World Series in '04, The Pats in '01, and Matt Ryan's Miracle comeback at Va Tech in '07. Well now you can put a 4th one on the list: when I received word that our 8 men, who have done nothing but "vom and rallied," received a dualing 4 man draw. Just Unbelievable Scenes all over the place. Shut the building down, shut it down.

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I've Never Been More Right in My Life

Gotta love the New York Knickerbockers, just have to. Every time they play us they give us their best shot. They just stand up to the big bad bullies from Boston and punch us as hard as they can, and granted maybe last night they did make us bleed a little. But no one makes Ray Allen bleed his own blood. And like always we let them punch us, and then stood up and punched them right square in the temple rendering them unconscious. Seriously though, there is nothing more they can do. They got Melo, Chauncy is back, and the fans were wild, playoff wild. But like always the score board read Boston More and Knicks less. Last night was particularly interesting because you'd think the Celtics, on kind of a slide lately, would wilt down 12 at halftime against an energized Knicks team. But no, nope. KG just wouldn't allow it. I've said it once and I'll say it again, the NBA is about defense and in the 4th quarter last night the Celtics simply stifled the knicks and the knicks could not stop a blind kid from cranbrook elementary. Peter Reynolds of Renbrook school would have ran his "Indiana" offense all day on those guys. Like I said before, the knicks are no better with melo, and they've only continued to prove my point. Oh well, they get one more shot at us in Boston, maybe they can prove me wrong then. I doubt it. As for the Celts, great effort and resolve. I think the team is gelling with the new guys each day, and to be honest Jeff Green and Nenad are good players offensively, but more importantly, they've shown defensively that they can buy into the team concept. I like our chances.

Posted by Mucc.