Saturday, April 30, 2011
Fuck The NFL
Jump on the Bandwagon
It's amazing. I've never seen a sport with such a strong influx of bandwagoners as NHL hockey. I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't preface this by saying that I have jumped on the Bruins bandwagon so hard. I'll be the first to admit I watched about six and a half minutes of hockey during the entire regular season, but now that it's playoff time I love it. Playoff hockey is a totally different animal. They hit, they scrap, they take pucks in the face. Jack Edwards commentates like at any moment the world could come to an end. People, non-diehard fans like myself, can see this, they can feel it. And, you know what, they like it. I watched every game of the Montreal series (fuck Canada) and I'm sitting there with my hands sweating and my heart going a million miles a minute. When Subban hit that bomb with 2 minutes left in Game 7 my heart sank. I was crushed. Not only had I developed an absolute hatred of that man, but I had developed a hardcore schoolboy crush on the Bruins. What I came to find out, however, is that a lot of people have that very same crush on the Bs. Facebook and Twitter just blowing up about Horton and Jack Edwards and that asshole Subban. Everybody's on this Bruins playoff train and all we can hope is they keep it rolling. Keep jumping on that bandwagon people. I did, and let me tell you, it's one hell of a ride. Go Bruins!!!
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Friday, April 29, 2011
Thank God It's Friday
Royal Wedding? Psh get out of here royalty, here in the free and independent state of Massachusetts we have Stanley Cup playoffs, NBA Playoffs, the NFL Draft, and a heat wave all on the last weekend before finals weekend...lesgo. Let's get this weekend started. Thank the lord it's here.
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Would You Rather
Heres a WYR for all you BC superfans out there. Would you rather Herzlich return for another year of football (even if thats never going to happen, just pretend it could) or Reggie Jackson return for another year of basketball?
Women Hit By A Train
See how fast this chick bounced up? Take a lesson Montreal, you diving sons of bitches.
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Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Unbelievable Scene of The Day
WE WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. WE WINNNNNNNNNNN. Just Unbelievable Scenes all over the place at the Garden. Not going to lie, I thought it was history repeating itself, but like I said earlier, not tonight. On to the next one, bring on Philly. Hate you too. But to be honest, for all of boston, for all of new england, that was big mang, we needed that. Hit it, let's party like its 1999.
Someone Explain This To Me
This Is It
Many of us Bruin band-wagoners and diehards alike will tell you the story: those french separatist pansies from Montreal invade our turf, demolish or dignity, and end our season in a pivotal game 7. But I got news for all those Canadians far and wide. From Newfoundland to Victoria, let it ring loud and clear that this atrocity and reign of tyranny will occur no more. Not Tonight. Not This Time.
Why Are Tests Handed Back At the End of Class?
Spring Game Recap
I meant to blog this last week, but since it's been so busy around here I thought it'd go up now. So last Saturday I attended the BC Spring Football game, and like a lot of spring scrimmages I thought there was some good things and some bad things:
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
I Want This One
I want this one. Do I like em'? No. Do I respect em'? No. Are they friends of mine? No. If their truck broke down in the middle of a snowstorm and mine was going fine, would I help em'? No.
Best Feeling in the World
It's about 70 degrees in the Bean today, and it has been warm for about 3 days now, which in New England terms could mean that spring has finally arrived. What does this mean ? Other than the ladies showing more skin (I feel you Sir Dalé), it also means one of the best activities in the world can now occur: The Baseball Catch. See, I'm a football guy through and through; I say give me the pigskin and a couple of receivers and we got ourselves a good time running routes and playing a little two-hand shove. But, even I must admit that throwing the pill around on the first beautiful day in April has to be one of the best feelings in the world. I mean it's just the sound of the birds chirping trying to find a mate and the light breeze that blows the pollin into your face and makes your eyes look as if you've smoked a brick of weed. It's the kid you're throwing with trying to do his best imitation of Timmy Wakefield and throwing you a lackluster knuckler. And yes, it's the sound of that ball as it meets the mitt so perfectly. Just pure joy. It's one of those bonds we all share that separates us from the commies in Russia, or the royalty in England: just the act of grabbin' that dirty, worn-in, glove to catch that stitched ball. It's America at its finest, right James?
Would You Rather
This one is a no brainer for me. I’m taking door number 1. It would be great to be able to have sex whenever you want, but after a while its going to get boring if the girl is never better than a 5. Plus with the first choice the possibilities are endless. Seriously, think of what you could do if you could fuck anyone you wanted. First I’m going after my main girl TSwift. I’ve had a schoolgirl crush on her since I first laid eyes on her and I have to get that out of my system. After Swift I would go through mostly actresses like Alba, Biel, Johansson, McAdams, etc. with a supermodel thrown in every now and then. Then I would start to get creative and bump uglies with the likes of Palin or Hill Dog (Hilary Clinton for those of you who don't understand) just to say I fucked them. No guy can look me straight in the face and say he has never fantasized, even just a little, about Sarah Palin. Power is sexy and thats all there is to it. With option 1 I get to bang out a good portion of my “fuck-it” list that I would never be able to get to otherwise. Despite an annual 364 day dry spell, I think that one magical day would be enough for this guy.
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Sunday, April 24, 2011
Unbelievable Scene(s) of the Day
First of all, Ben Smith, Eagle alum who we absolutely love here at the Scenes, netted the gamewinner in overtime to send the Blackhawks to Game 7 against the Canucks. Yes, that's Ben Smith, native of...? Winston-Salem?!? As an honorary 860er for this post I am absolutely outraged that this was the call after netting the most important goal of his life.
Ben Smith: Avon, Connecticut. That's all you need to know.
Secondly, we know Rick. Larry's not coming through that door, McHale's not coming back and neither is Parish, but you know what, funny thing, not sure if you've heard but we've got some guys that aren't too bad running around the Garden (Boston or MSG, whichever you prefer. We win either way) these days. Good teams just win. And if you're really good, I can't seem to remember what it's called though...? When you win four games in a row against the same team? When you flat out embarrass someone on their own floor? When you toy with them for three and a half quarters, make them think they have a glimmer of hope? And then rip their heart out? What's that called? Oh yeah, a sweep. Get the brooms out.
Unbelievable Scenes
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P.S. I've been thinking, what would the people of the Scenes think of Ben Smith as the new background for the site? Comment if you approve.
Saturday, April 23, 2011
Unbelievable Scene of the Day
That right there is the definition of unbelievable scenes. What a game. Could this be the year?
Unbelievable Scenes
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Friday, April 22, 2011
Domination
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Get on our level New York. Feels good when you just can't miss.
Thursday, April 21, 2011
I Love Boston
Please tell me everyone just watched that game? That right there, ladies and gentlemen, is what being from Boston is all about. It's about heart, it's about resiliency, it's about getting knocked on your ass and getting back up time and time again. That's what the Bruins did tonight. They just kept getting up. Down 1-0, 3-1 and 4-3 (on a bullshit penalty call by the way, fuck those mountie referees) the Bs just kept dug in and battled their way back to an overtime win and two HUGE wins on Canadian soil. Jack Edwards proclaimed it, "Get Up!" and the Bs did as they were told. I love Boston.
P.S. The Jack Edwards "Get Up" freak out was one of the greatest announcing moments of all time.
P.S.S. Does anyone else feel like Edwards has the ability to give the entire Boston area heart attacks in one night. Not sure Mass General could handle that one.
P.S.S.S. Watch the video. That's what she said...
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Would You Rather
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BC Eagles Taking Their Talents To NC
So yesterday I was chatting it up with a good friend of the scenes Carly Weilminster of BC's Women's Lax team, and she was letting me know all about our girls down in North Carolina right now at the ACC Tourney. Now I know nothing about lacrosse, but it Turns out they are #11 in the country, and the 4 seed down in NC facing Va tech tonight at 5 in the quarterfinals; so basically they must be kindof a big deal. Also, 3 claims he's seen some of these girls in study hall and they seem way out of his league, so they must be cool. I know we already did a nice little story on fellow freshmen Moira Barry but turns out Senior Kristin Igoe, and Junior Brittany Wilton made the All-ACC team...not too shabby at all. Good luck tonight ladies, and kick Va Techs ass, no one likes those hicks anyway.
Is Purdue Kidding Me?
I'm just not impressed, not only because this machine makes the most annoying sounds known to man, but because they went from Ancient Egypt to the Middle Ages, and then straight on to World War II. I guess the Roman Empire, Colonization, and the American Revolution simply do not matter to these guys. Also, what's with the apocalypse ending? Who's idea was that? Just typical nerdy Purdue Boilermakers, bringing everyone down with their talk of nuclear war and destruction. These guys should watch Pee-Wee Herman's morning machine and take notes...he was always a model citizen.
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Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Unbelievable Scene of the Day
Home. There's just nothing like it. Easter break has finally arrived, thank God (see what I did there? God? Jesus? Easter? Catholic school? No, not funny? Okay), and there's just nothing better than laying on the couch watching stupid movies with your brother while he serves you ice cream. Been riding the wild college train pretty hard lately, so it's going to be nice sleeping in my own bed for a change and having a chance at a little R and R. For those of you still in school right now, or those not going home for break, sorry I'm not sorry? Home is glorious.
Unbelievable Scenes
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The Legend of Kanye
Kanye West Performs at Coachella 2011 (Part 1/2) from AreYouOTS.com on Vimeo.
Fat Kid Gets Smoked
This is exactly what this fat kid gets. Sure, the other kid either lost a bet, or agreed to do this, but did you see how he was talking smack before he went to castrate his buddy? "I'm going to annihilate your balls dude." Give me a break, since when is crushing his testies not enough? You gotta humiliate him too? Showboating son of a bitch, get your weight up.
Posted by Mucc.
Something Is Afoot
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Unbelievable Scene of The Day
BC Athlete of The Week
For this edition of BC Athlete of the Week we thought it only fitting to pick an athlete that inspired us this week. Mister David Dale, a Senior on the BC Men's Futbol team, ran the marathon this week, and did it in incredible fashion. Dave was straight up partying Sunday night, woke up Monday morning and practically said, "what the hell, I'll run the 26.2." See, Dalé is one of those seniors that us freshmen will always remember. He's a hardworking, hard partying, mad man. He's that guy that when your a senior, you'll be starting stories in the mods with your bros like, "remember when Dave Dale...." In short: He's what we can only hope to be some day to a group of freshmen. Dude's just the People's Champ. So Dave we salute you, not only for your prowess on the pitch or you're marathon running ability, but for the legend you leave behind.
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Wake Up (from a nap maybe) Would You Rather
Its a wonderful time of the year. School is winding down, the weather gets better every day, baseball has just begun, and on top of that basketball and hockey playoffs have started. Would you rather see your hometown hockey team win the Stanley Cup or your hometown basketball team win the NBA championship?
Did the Knicks Win?
“I don’t think there’s anything they can do. Besides try to deny me the ball,” Stoudemire said on Monday. “There’s ways to get open.” Stoudemire also ribbed Glen “Big Baby” Davis: “I know Baby wanted to try to draw contact and draw fouls,” said Stoudemire. “His core is not really as tight as it should be, so I knew I (could) catch him off-balance from that.”
-CBSnewyork.com
God damn, we are so screwed. The Knicks are straight kicking our ass, walking the walk, and now talking the talk. Just humiliating us all over the place, I don't know what we do can now except just tip our hats tonight and call them our daddies.
Oh wait we won game 1? Right. Keep talking New York and leave us and our fat-ass selves to winning.
Breaking News--UMASS Going d-1 in football.
By Mark Blaudschun, Globe Staff
After several months of negotiations, the University of Massachusetts will officially move from the Football Championship Subdivision to the Football Bowl Subdivision level in college football. The official announcement will come Wednesday afternoon in a press conference at Gillette Stadium.
According to sources at UMass, the Minutemen will join the Mid-American Conference in football beginning in 2012 and will play a majority of their home games at Gillette Stadium. The Minutemen will remain as a member of the Atlantic 10 in college basketball.
Absolutely Unbelievable
Anyone who goes to Boston College will tell you that Marathon Monday is the greatest day of the year. That this entire weekend, for that matter, is the most unbelievable four days a BC student can ever ask for and sure enough, it was. Looking back on what Marathon Monday provided, I don't know if I've ever experienced 12 hours of such pure excitement and happiness. You know what made yesterday special though? Yeah, it's a free for all, one day when the entire campus is united by an overwhelming sense of euphoria, but, more importantly, it's about the people you spent it with. Whether you ran the marathon yesterday, whether you simply cheered, or whether you couldn't quite handle yourself and didn't even make it to see the marathon, everybody can come to together on one thing: it's not about what you did, it's about who you did it with (get your heads out of the gutter you sick bastards). Marathon Monday is about spending the best day of the year with all of your best friends. It's a roomful of people chanting "USA, USA, USA" as the American woman made her final push, it's going into the bushes with CStokeCity (no homo), it's giving pretzels to strangers with RockDaddy, it's getting to watch your best friend from home getting down and dirty on the side walk and it's just Mucc and I being on the same page literally all the time like we've got one giant brain or something. It's a day that really makes you appreciate your mom and dad for busting their balls at all times, so that you can go to a place as unbelievable as BC. Marathon Monday was one for the ages and ten years from now I might not remember the day, but I sure won't forget the people.
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Monday, April 18, 2011
X to the V
HAPPY PATRIOTS DAY!
Would You Rather- Marathon Monday Edition
I know there was no blog on on Sunday, I’m sorry about that. I decided it would be best to skip my normal Sunday post and make a special Marathon Monday WYR. Would you rather run the marathon today (all 26.2 miles) or go from Thursday to Marathon Monday without drinking a drop of alcohol? Just to set the record straight you have to finish the marathon, no matter how long it takes you or how close you come to death from running 26 miles.
I’m going to join the marathon. Why would I give up arguably the best day at BC you may ask, well I’m about to lay some knowledge on your asses. First, nobody said you couldn’t drink during the marathon. I would throw on a back pack full of natty lights and drink while I “run” the marathon. I put run in quotations because I would definitely walk the entire way and finish tuesday afternoon. But hey, I’d be shit faced the whole way so I’d make the bets out of it. Second, I would feel like an absolute loser if I was one of the 20 kids on campus not drinking this weekend. At least if I run the marathon I have an excuse not to drink on that one day and won't feel like a total tool the entire weekend. Third, and most importantly, not being able to drink this entire weekend would blow dick. This weekend would be no fun sober. Anyone who tries to tell me they can have fun without alcohol can go fuck themselves. Alcohol is fun and sobriety is not period. End of argument you conceded, sober pricks. I don't think anybody has argued this point better than Jim Jeffries.
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Sunday, April 17, 2011
That's 2
I'm Not Doin a Damn Thing
Sorry to all my devote followers who live for my posts, but this is just how I've been feelin' lately.
Saturday, April 16, 2011
WE WIN WE WIN
Disappointment
Unbelievable Scene of The Day
Look, I know losing hurts, just ask jcole and wale and they'll tell you what it feels like to lose. I know, the blackhawks lost a tough one tonight, and I know it hurts to be down 2-0 in the playoffs. But once again I'm touched by the individual effort of my hometown hero Ben Smith. Benny has not 1 but 2 goals tonight, and did all he could to help his team, god damn we might have to do a story on this former eagle every day if he keeps this scoring rate up, keep up the good work Ben, and we all know the hawks' will take it to the canucks at home.
Friday, April 15, 2011
It's a Marathon
So I was chillin my tits the other day and I was pondering what to post. I think I’m going post this kid Ian J. This kid has really good flow and his songs all have a great vibe. He just dropped a mixtape yesterday and his music is garnering a good amount of buzz. His music is laid back and relaxed. I can’t have you overworked and sprinting tonight. No, you gotta pace yourself because not only is this Marathon Weekend in the sense that it’s a 4 day party, it’s a 4 day music extravaganza. Ian is the locker room vibe music before you embark on this epic journey. First, we have Wale and J.Cole wreckin Conte tonight. Then we have battle of the DJ’s tomorrow. Sunday is a personal favorite Brenton Duvall and White Panda and you know that’s just a classic rage waiting to happen. There’s even a goddamn CARNIVAL going down on Sunday, as if it wasn’t going to be a circus already. After all that, its marathon Monday, and all bets are off by then. I wouldn’t be surprised if this is how we find Roccodinho. So rest up and enjoy Ian J before the war starts. You’ve changed is my personal favorite, but you cant go wrong with She’s perfect, She told me, Run this, Home, or punching in reality. Sit back, relax, and enjoy yourself this weekend, because if everything falls into place, you won’t remember it.
You've Changed, She’s Perfect, She Told Me, Run this, Home (On the Mixtape), Punching in reality (On the Mixtape)
Grab his new mixtape Here
P.S. Who doesn't love a little R. Kelly. Just don't end up singin this one Mucc.
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Thank God It's Friday
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Seattle Kills The Easter Bunny
Fox News- "One Seattle elementary school is calling Easter eggs “Spring spheres" instead, they say, to take religion out of the annual egg hunt.
They weren't fooling any of the kids though, who apparently still all called the colored treats "Easter eggs".
The city's parks department has also removed the word "Easter" from its ads for egg hunts."
Kid Feeling It
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Wake Up Would You Rather
I don’t know if this question is as difficult for my readers out there as it is for me, but I have no idea who to choose. I’ve only watched a few episodes of My Life is Liz, but I have to admit, there is something about this chick that I just love. I can’t pinpoint exactly what it is, but she is a secret obsession of mine. But could I actually pass up the absolute bombshell that is Nany for the queen of the nerds Liz Lee. The answer is somehow yes. Liz’s geeky hipster style is just so hot to me. Combine that with her red hair, and forget about it. The only thing I secretly love more than hipster girls is a good looking red head. I can’t fully explain why, all I can say is I would love to fuck her. So for all those readers out there with a secret hipster fetish, show some love for your goddess Liz Lee.
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Unbelievable Scene of The Day
Can't Sleep? Then Boy Do I Have Product For You.
If you've ever had sleeping problems this blog is for you. Melatonin is the most efficient/unheard of sleeping aid. I've been using it for a while and am shocked nobody else knows what it is. With sleeping problems so rampant in college, I figured it would be more popular than adderall. But somehow nobody has any idea what Melatonin is. Best part of all, it isn't even a prescription drug. Anyone can buy a bottle at any drug store. Also, it has no ridiculous side affects or warnings like "may randomly shit your pants" or "do not take if your pregnant, may become pregnant, or do not want AIDS" that every prescription sleeping pill has. Melatonin has worked wonders on my sleeping problems, and somehow I'm the only person who knows what it is. However, I'm hear to spread the word of our savior: Melatonin. So remember folks, you heard it here first, Melatonin is the wonder pill for every college insomniac.
Breaking News-Bary Bonds Is Still a Scum Bag
Chipotle Has Yellow Fever
Eater.com- All kinds of restaurants want to be "the next Chipotle," but this one actually will be: the burrito chain has announced they're opening a chain of Asian restaurants called ShopHouse Southeast Asian Kitchen, the first of which will open in Washington, DC this summer.
Inspired by Thai, Malaysian, and Vietnamese cuisines, the restaurants will serve dishes made from seasonal ingredients including "grilled and braised meats, a variety of fresh vegetables, aromatic herbs, spicy sauces, and an array of garnishes." So like, rice bowls? Noodles? Banh mi? It's not very clear. Anyway, customers will still be able to customize their dishes like they do at Chipotle.
Who doesn't love a fat chicken burrito with all the fixings from Chipotle? No one? Yeah, the place is spectacular, but what if you combined the two greatest kinds of fast food establishments, Mexican and Asian, and put them into one super restaurant? That's what Chipotle's doing. I feel like people would go apeshit over an Asian Chipotle in Cleveland Circle. And anyone who knows me knows I'd take a bowl of lo mein any day of the week and twice on Sundays. What do you think?
Kobe Bryant Hates Gay People
ESPN- After receiving a technical foul during Tuesday's game, Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant stormed back to the bench and appeared to direct a homophobic slur toward referee Bennie Adams.
Bryant's reaction was caught on camera on TNT's national telecast of the key Western Conference battle with the San Antonio Spurs. He hit his seat before sitting down, threw a towel and then yelled, "Bennie," toward the court. Bryant then leaned back and muttered what appeared to be a gay slur.
TNT announcer Steve Kerr picked up on Bryant's outburst and said: "You might wanna take the cameras off of him right now, for the children watching from home."
Bryant was not initially available for comment.
Sheen A Huge Hit In His Boston Show... Just Fucking With You
Fox News- "Hollywood's biggest train wreck pulled into the Agganis Arena on Tuesday night.
Sheen's "Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is not an Option" tour made its eighth stop in Boston and the reviews were not so good.
According to FOX 25's Sharman Sacchetti, Sheen took the stage 45 minutes after the scheduled start time and started out strong. Unfortunately, those cheers led to boos which led to people leaving almost 30 minutes early!
People we spoke to said it was boring and full of Sheen ranting and raving. "Ramble, ramble, ramble, catchphrase, ramble. Basically, I stole your money. Ramble, ramble," said one attendee."
The title of this article is “Charlie Sheen Loses in Boston.” You take that back Fox News. Charlie Sheen is a god, and we are lucky every time he decides to grace us with his presence. But in all seriousness, what did people expect? Sheen hasn’t made anything funny since the second Hot Shots movie and that was in 93. Don’t get me wrong, I love the man and his wild shenanigans, but if you thought he was actually going to be funny you’re an idiot. That’s why he performed at BU instead of BC. Nobody here is dumb enough to buy those tickets. All in all Sheen is still winning because he is making bank on a show that he puts no effort into. Bravo Charlie, bravo.
Unbelievable Scene of the Day
Touching scene tonight in San Fran. Last week Giants fan, Bryan Stow, was brutally attacked in the Dodger Stadium parking lot for wearing a Giants jersey. The 42-year-old father of two is currently in a coma fighting for his life. In a very cool gesture, the Giants dedicated the game to Stow and the two teams joined together around the mound as players from both teams spoke about "respecting the rivalry" and "respecting the game." Sports are a wonderful thing, but every once and awhile there are stories like this that are bigger than the game itself.
Unbelievable Scenes
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Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Reactions to "The Brady 6"
First things first, I want to say that this "year of the QB" thing ESPN is doing is simply great; gotta love giving more credit to the guys on the football field who already get the most credit. On to the Brady piece. I loved it obviously. It was pretty amazing to see how good Brady actually was in College, and how disrespected he got in that draft. This all just goes to prove that the Combine is overemphasized. I mean how the hell does Spergeon Wynn, a QB who had worse numbers than Brady at a 1-AA school, still get drafted ahead of him? It's baffling. Watching Brady's Michigan highlights scouts had to have seen his moxy, poise, decision making, and work ethic right? Dude is a born Winner, he won at Michigan, all he did was win the big game, he knows nothing else. Just hearing Mel Kiper, Mariucci, and Billick read Brady's draft report, while the highlights panned of him just doing everything they said he couldn't, left me starry-eyed, borderline in tears. All of this being said, we learned a few things from the documentary that we might not have known before:
BC Athlete of the Week
It's not everyday a Boston College athlete gets drafted and signs with a pro team, but this week one of our Lady Eagles did just that. Carolyn Swords of the womens basketball team was drafted 15th overall by the Chicago Sky in the 2011 WNBA draft. 15th overall?! That's a lottery pick in the NBA draft. Not really sure what a WNBA player makes? Got to be around $12 an hour, right? Either way, whether it's playing basketball or doing something else, the 6'7'' Carolyn Swords will be just fine. This girl is a saint. Literally, a saint. I see her around Conte every once in awhile and aside from having just the sweetest, kindest voice on the planet I swear she has done more community service than every other BC athlete on this campus. Just always involved and always helping out. Congrats Carolyn, best of luck! Great to see another Eagle in the pros.
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