Saturday, April 30, 2011

Fuck The NFL

I'm so sick of this shit. Lockout? Ok, i'll let it happen I understand it's a bussiness. Court case? Ok, fine we gotta resolve it somehow. Not one team drafting BC's Mark Herzlich? That's where I fucking draw the line. I'm sick of Goodell, and I'm sick of the owners, and the coaches and Tom Brady's long hair. Mr. Goodell I have no respect for you, none. You are a cowardly man who sits in his office and thinks that you are above the rest of these money hungry assholes. To the owners: you are the scum of the earth, you have no souls and I have no respect for you either, but fucking figure it out. To the players: you play a game for a living and make more money than 99% of Americans, shut up and play. I realize that in a relative scale you make less money than the owners, and you want a cut of the action, but remember you play a sport for millions of dollars, tell the coal miner in West Virginia who climbs inside a mountain to make minimum wage. Tom Brady: cut your fucking hair you pansy pretty boy, I want my short haired warrior back.

Now on to the Herzlich affair. The 32 NFL teams should be ashamed. Ok so he's lost a step I understand that. And maybe the guys in the later rounds had better credentials (even though I know for a fact half of them didn't), but at that point doesn't skill not matter as much as will? Dude beat cancer? That's a bigger win than the lions, browns, raiders have ever had combined. Piss off, honestly. I know one thing for certain, when you open Mark Herzlich up and you look inside him you'll see a heart the size of the milky way galaxy; and that's the man I want going to battle for me on sunday.

Posted by Mucc.

Jump on the Bandwagon


It's amazing. I've never seen a sport with such a strong influx of bandwagoners as NHL hockey. I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't preface this by saying that I have jumped on the Bruins bandwagon so hard. I'll be the first to admit I watched about six and a half minutes of hockey during the entire regular season, but now that it's playoff time I love it. Playoff hockey is a totally different animal. They hit, they scrap, they take pucks in the face. Jack Edwards commentates like at any moment the world could come to an end. People, non-diehard fans like myself, can see this, they can feel it. And, you know what, they like it. I watched every game of the Montreal series (fuck Canada) and I'm sitting there with my hands sweating and my heart going a million miles a minute. When Subban hit that bomb with 2 minutes left in Game 7 my heart sank. I was crushed. Not only had I developed an absolute hatred of that man, but I had developed a hardcore schoolboy crush on the Bruins. What I came to find out, however, is that a lot of people have that very same crush on the Bs. Facebook and Twitter just blowing up about Horton and Jack Edwards and that asshole Subban. Everybody's on this Bruins playoff train and all we can hope is they keep it rolling. Keep jumping on that bandwagon people. I did, and let me tell you, it's one hell of a ride. Go Bruins!!!

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Friday, April 29, 2011

Thank God It's Friday


Royal Wedding? Psh get out of here royalty, here in the free and independent state of Massachusetts we have Stanley Cup playoffs, NBA Playoffs, the NFL Draft, and a heat wave all on the last weekend before finals weekend...lesgo. Let's get this weekend started. Thank the lord it's here.

USA, USA, USA.

Posted by Mucc.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Would You Rather


Heres a WYR for all you BC superfans out there. Would you rather Herzlich return for another year of football (even if thats never going to happen, just pretend it could) or Reggie Jackson return for another year of basketball?

Give me Reggie Jackson every time. I think in order for our basketball team to have a chance at being half way decent next year we need him back. The team is already losing the all mighty John Cahill, without Reggie what is left. And I know losing Herzlich is a big loss, but honestly I would rather see him play in the NFL than for BC again. Herzlich has had an amazing journey and the only way it will get any better is if he goes to the NFL and succeeds. I think football's defense is good enough already so we can deal with the loss of Herzlich. Come on Reggie give us one more year. We want some more, we want some more, we want some more Reggie.

PS- Good luck to you, Herzlich. Seriously nobody deserves it more than you. Can't wait to hear your name called tonight.

Jackson or Herzlich
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Postred by Cstokecity

Women Hit By A Train



See how fast this chick bounced up? Take a lesson Montreal, you diving sons of bitches.

Posted by Mucc.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Unbelievable Scene of The Day


WE WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. WE WINNNNNNNNNNN. Just Unbelievable Scenes all over the place at the Garden. Not going to lie, I thought it was history repeating itself, but like I said earlier, not tonight. On to the next one, bring on Philly. Hate you too. But to be honest, for all of boston, for all of new england, that was big mang, we needed that. Hit it, let's party like its 1999.

Unbelievable scenes.

Posted by Mucc.

Someone Explain This To Me



So I'm filling out at Res Life survey as part of my punishment for a certain incident when I came across this gem. One of the possible answers for your gender is "other." What does other mean? It has to be transvestite right? But that got me wondering what exactly makes you a transvestite? Boobs and a penis is surely a tranny. But is a vagina and no boobs a tranny too? And if it is what defines no boobs? If you don't have female breasts but large male pecs are those boobs? Or if you have female breasts but they are just really small do they count? I have so many questions yet there are so few answers. Where do we draw the shemale line? A better question is how important is it that we draw this line? Or maybe the true question is why am I so curious about transvestites, but thats neither here nor there. BC would have been better off just leaving "other" out and making all the trannies that get written up just click male and female. Frankly this has brought up more questions than there are answers.

Posted by Cstokecity

This Is It


Many of us Bruin band-wagoners and diehards alike will tell you the story: those french separatist pansies from Montreal invade our turf, demolish or dignity, and end our season in a pivotal game 7. But I got news for all those Canadians far and wide. From Newfoundland to Victoria, let it ring loud and clear that this atrocity and reign of tyranny will occur no more. Not Tonight. Not This Time.

Posted by Mucc.

Why Are Tests Handed Back At the End of Class?

So I just got a test back in one of my classes, and it's neither here, nor there, on how I did. Rather, what irked me about this most recent academic endeavour was the fact that after two weeks of grading this sucker, my teacher has the nerve to pull the "I'll hand these back at the end." The end of class? Really bro? This has to be one of the most annoying things teachers do. I mean, somewhere back in the ancient Egyptian schoolboy days, a myth started that if you hand a test back at the start of class then students will refuse to pay attention for the entire class. This has to be the most idiotic thing ever invented right? Student's obviously pay less attention when they don't have their tests. Since the maestro didn't hand back the test, the normal student is going to painstakingly look at that stack of exams and fail to hear audible sounds for the next 50 some odd minutes until the examination is in hand. Just simply stupid.

I say we're not gonna take it then. Come on teach, be an adult and give us the test at the start of class. Take the bombardment of whiny questions like a man. Let's be honest, we all know you just want to hand back the test after class and duck out of there without hearing any gripe. I say malarkey. I say you know what, next exam, I'm walking in and saying "I'll take this later on in the class."

Posted by Mucc.

Spring Game Recap


I meant to blog this last week, but since it's been so busy around here I thought it'd go up now. So last Saturday I attended the BC Spring Football game, and like a lot of spring scrimmages I thought there was some good things and some bad things:

Quarterbacks: C+. It's pretty clear that Chase Rettig is the GUY in this offense and all the other QB's have given way. Chase looked solid in the new west coast offense (20-29 182 yards) completing a lot of quick passes for pretty solid numbers, however he still struggled at times with pocket presence and wasn't great under pressure. It was also frustrating to watch him, many times, have tunnel vision throwing short when he had some combo routes wide open down field. I'd say behind Rettig the best QB was Josh Bordner (Rs. Frosh). Bordner looked solid with the offense and showed some poise in the pocket. Dave Shinskie looked solid at times as well, but once again made really poor decisions throwing under pressure, and actually completed a pass to himself. The disappointment of the day was Mike Marscovetra, who simply struggled all day throwing 2 ints and showing a real lack of comfort with the new system. Everything the qb's do is too slow at this point, and hopefully will speed up with time, but they need to be quicker with their reads and have the leadership to finish off drives.

Running Backs: B+. I was pleasantly surprised with red shirt freshmen Taij Kimble, who looked explosive and elusive, and could challenge the two injured incumbents Montel Harris and Andre Williams. Kimble looked faster than those two, and seemed to be impossible to tackle one on one. Montel carried the ball one time, but came up limping and sat the rest of day as a precautionary measure. Scout team member Mike Jivorski also looked pretty solid. The 5'7'' junior was elusive and was a great pass catcher, almost looking like Danny Woodhead out there.

Wide Receivers: B+ Injuries to Colin Larmond and Alex Amidon sidelined two guys who figure to be in the mix for the starting spots come August, but the other guys seemed to pick up the slack. Clyde Lee and Ifeanyi Momah looked rock solid starting and both had good hands and ran clean routes. With the 3 and 4 WR sets the offense also featured Bobby Swigert and Jonathan Coleman. Swigert looked pretty solid, but was lost at times and actually forced time outs twice by not knowing the calls. Coleman looked explosive, and he and other sophmore Shakim Phillips were getting open downfield quite a bit, but could not seem to get the attention of the QBs to the throw them the ball. All in all this is a deep bunch WRs that looks really improved and comfortable with the west-coast offense; but it's all for not if there's no one to throw them the ball. As for the tight ends, Lars Anderson shined and looked really athletic.

O-line: B-. The starters on the o-line looked good, and were opening up holes early for the running backs. However, they struggled a little bit with multiple blitzes and stunts on the pass rush, and did come susceptible to some serious pressure. I'm sure with more time to work together as a unit this group will gell, and with guys like Emmet Cleary and Nate Richman still leading the line they will become a polished unit. Other than the starters though, the backups and second team seemed to struggle immensely, so we best hop none of the first teamers go down this season.

Secondary: A-. This was the best group of the day. The starters of Donnie Fletcher, Jim Noel, Dominic Legrande, and Okoroa Okapara were athletic and moved well together. Not to mention all these guys help out in the run game and play downhill. I have heard some people say our secondary is a question mark, but these guys looked real good and smooth, working together. The second teamers looked solid too, and incoming freshmen recruit Albert Louis-Jean looked like a budding star, knocking running backs out, and shutting down guys from both the Corner, and Safety, positions.

Linebackers B. Eh. What was suppose to be our best group on defense looked a little slow at times. Luke Kuechly for the most part looked just OK, showing a couple flashes of why he's one of the best defensive guys in the country. Kevin Pierre Louis looked better on the day, and showed some great stuff, especially against the run. Guys like Nick Clancy, and Steele Devitto, who look to take over for Herzlich obviously have some shoes to fill but they will be up to speed come August. I'm not too worried about this group.

D-Line. B-. This group looked best from the outside in. The ends seemed to apply a lot of rush and pressure, but up the middle guys like Dillion Quinn and Conor O'neal looked like they were getting pushed around. Although, the line was missing one of their better interior guys in Kaleb Ramsey, they are going to need to make strides in order that teams don't pound the rock all over us. Guys who looked great out on the ends were incoming freshmen Medhi Ablesmad, and Kasim Edeballi.

Special Teams B. Only saw Nate Freese kick twice, nailed one, and hit the upright on the other. Not too bad should be solid again, and Saturday was a real windy crazy weather day so I'm sure he should be OK once the season is here. Ryan Quigly punted two solid 40-50 yard punts.

Posted by Mucc.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

I Want This One


I want this one. Do I like em'? No. Do I respect em'? No. Are they friends of mine? No. If their truck broke down in the middle of a snowstorm and mine was going fine, would I help em'? No.

Other than that, I got no problem with the Montreal Canadiens.



Posted by Mucc.

Best Feeling in the World


It's about 70 degrees in the Bean today, and it has been warm for about 3 days now, which in New England terms could mean that spring has finally arrived. What does this mean ? Other than the ladies showing more skin (I feel you Sir Dalé), it also means one of the best activities in the world can now occur: The Baseball Catch. See, I'm a football guy through and through; I say give me the pigskin and a couple of receivers and we got ourselves a good time running routes and playing a little two-hand shove. But, even I must admit that throwing the pill around on the first beautiful day in April has to be one of the best feelings in the world. I mean it's just the sound of the birds chirping trying to find a mate and the light breeze that blows the pollin into your face and makes your eyes look as if you've smoked a brick of weed. It's the kid you're throwing with trying to do his best imitation of Timmy Wakefield and throwing you a lackluster knuckler. And yes, it's the sound of that ball as it meets the mitt so perfectly. Just pure joy. It's one of those bonds we all share that separates us from the commies in Russia, or the royalty in England: just the act of grabbin' that dirty, worn-in, glove to catch that stitched ball. It's America at its finest, right James?


Posted by Mucc.

Would You Rather





Would you rather only have sex one day a year, but with anyone you choose each time, or be able have sex whenever you want, but with someone who is a 5 out of 10 at best? To set the record straight, for the first option you can have sex as many times as you want in that 24 hour period, but only with the one girl or boy you choose. Secondly, no sex on any other day includes no blowjobs, no handjobs, no elbowjobs, or any jobs of the sort. Also, for those ladies out there who have been complaining that my WYRs are just for dudes here you go. This applies to both girls and guys so have some fun with it.

This one is a no brainer for me. I’m taking door number 1. It would be great to be able to have sex whenever you want, but after a while its going to get boring if the girl is never better than a 5. Plus with the first choice the possibilities are endless. Seriously, think of what you could do if you could fuck anyone you wanted. First I’m going after my main girl TSwift. I’ve had a schoolgirl crush on her since I first laid eyes on her and I have to get that out of my system. After Swift I would go through mostly actresses like Alba, Biel, Johansson, McAdams, etc. with a supermodel thrown in every now and then. Then I would start to get creative and bump uglies with the likes of Palin or Hill Dog (Hilary Clinton for those of you who don't understand) just to say I fucked them. No guy can look me straight in the face and say he has never fantasized, even just a little, about Sarah Palin. Power is sexy and thats all there is to it. With option 1 I get to bang out a good portion of my “fuck-it” list that I would never be able to get to otherwise. Despite an annual 364 day dry spell, I think that one magical day would be enough for this guy.

Once a year or whenever you want
Fuck your dream lay once a year
Sex whenever you want but with nobody above a 5
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Sunday, April 24, 2011

Unbelievable Scene(s) of the Day

Ladies and gentlemen, Jesus is back, it was in the 70s in Boston today and we have not one, but TWO unbelievable scenes today. That's right, a little Easter double dip for ya. Just so many things going on today it's crazy. Boston teams have won 11straight games. I said it once and I'll say it again. I love this town.









First of all, Ben Smith, Eagle alum who we absolutely love here at the Scenes, netted the gamewinner in overtime to send the Blackhawks to Game 7 against the Canucks. Yes, that's Ben Smith, native of...? Winston-Salem?!? As an honorary 860er for this post I am absolutely outraged that this was the call after netting the most important goal of his life.
Ben Smith: Avon, Connecticut. That's all you need to know.


Secondly, we know Rick. Larry's not coming through that door, McHale's not coming back and neither is Parish, but you know what, funny thing, not sure if you've heard but we've got some guys that aren't too bad running around the Garden (Boston or MSG, whichever you prefer. We win either way) these days. Good teams just win. And if you're really good, I can't seem to remember what it's called though...? When you win four games in a row against the same team? When you flat out embarrass someone on their own floor? When you toy with them for three and a half quarters, make them think they have a glimmer of hope? And then rip their heart out? What's that called? Oh yeah, a sweep. Get the brooms out.

Unbelievable Scenes

Posted by 3 and Mucc

P.S. I've been thinking, what would the people of the Scenes think of Ben Smith as the new background for the site? Comment if you approve.

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Unbelievable Scene of the Day


That right there is the definition of unbelievable scenes. What a game. Could this be the year?

Unbelievable Scenes

Posted by 3

Friday, April 22, 2011

Domination



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Get on our level New York. Feels good when you just can't miss.

Posted by Mucc.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

I Love Boston


Please tell me everyone just watched that game? That right there, ladies and gentlemen, is what being from Boston is all about. It's about heart, it's about resiliency, it's about getting knocked on your ass and getting back up time and time again. That's what the Bruins did tonight. They just kept getting up. Down 1-0, 3-1 and 4-3 (on a bullshit penalty call by the way, fuck those mountie referees) the Bs just kept dug in and battled their way back to an overtime win and two HUGE wins on Canadian soil. Jack Edwards proclaimed it, "Get Up!" and the Bs did as they were told. I love Boston.

P.S. The Jack Edwards "Get Up" freak out was one of the greatest announcing moments of all time.
P.S.S. Does anyone else feel like Edwards has the ability to give the entire Boston area heart attacks in one night. Not sure Mass General could handle that one.
P.S.S.S. Watch the video. That's what she said...

Posted by 3

Would You Rather

Here is a timeless would you rather debate. Would you rather have a cat or a dog for a pet?

I am obviously going to choose the dogs. I fucking hate cats. And here's why

1. I am allergic to cats. Anytime I'm near a cat for more than 10 minutes my face swells up and looks like this (minus the ginger hair and freckles)

2. Cats are dicks. They don't want to play with you like dogs do. Go near a cat and it will try to rip your face off.

3. Cats are like fake tits. Sure they look fun on the internet, but in real life they just aren't what they're all cracked up to be.

4. They shit in your house. At least dogs have the common courtesy to go the bathroom outside.

5. They are nimble, sneaky little fuckers. I know this may sound weird, but cats are the ninjas of the animal kingdom, silent and nimble assassins. And if I've said it once I've said it a thousand times; do not trust ninjas or anything with ninja-esque characteristics. They are just too sneaky for their own good.

6. Click here to see the key difference between cats and dogs.


Dogs or Cats
Dog
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I Hate Montreal



I hate those French-Canadian separatist asshats. Let's go.

Posted by Mucc.

BC Eagles Taking Their Talents To NC


So yesterday I was chatting it up with a good friend of the scenes Carly Weilminster of BC's Women's Lax team, and she was letting me know all about our girls down in North Carolina right now at the ACC Tourney. Now I know nothing about lacrosse, but it Turns out they are #11 in the country, and the 4 seed down in NC facing Va tech tonight at 5 in the quarterfinals; so basically they must be kindof a big deal. Also, 3 claims he's seen some of these girls in study hall and they seem way out of his league, so they must be cool. I know we already did a nice little story on fellow freshmen Moira Barry but turns out Senior Kristin Igoe, and Junior Brittany Wilton made the All-ACC team...not too shabby at all. Good luck tonight ladies, and kick Va Techs ass, no one likes those hicks anyway.

Posted by Mucc.

Is Purdue Kidding Me?




I'm just not impressed, not only because this machine makes the most annoying sounds known to man, but because they went from Ancient Egypt to the Middle Ages, and then straight on to World War II. I guess the Roman Empire, Colonization, and the American Revolution simply do not matter to these guys. Also, what's with the apocalypse ending? Who's idea was that? Just typical nerdy Purdue Boilermakers, bringing everyone down with their talk of nuclear war and destruction. These guys should watch Pee-Wee Herman's morning machine and take notes...he was always a model citizen.





Posted by Mucc.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Unbelievable Scene of the Day


Home. There's just nothing like it. Easter break has finally arrived, thank God (see what I did there? God? Jesus? Easter? Catholic school? No, not funny? Okay), and there's just nothing better than laying on the couch watching stupid movies with your brother while he serves you ice cream. Been riding the wild college train pretty hard lately, so it's going to be nice sleeping in my own bed for a change and having a chance at a little R and R. For those of you still in school right now, or those not going home for break, sorry I'm not sorry? Home is glorious.

Unbelievable Scenes

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The Legend of Kanye

Kanye West Performs at Coachella 2011 (Part 1/2) from AreYouOTS.com on Vimeo.


Kanye West is by far my favorite rapper/solo artist. The man is simply a musical genius. Ever since the Taylor Swift incident, he has gotten a bad rap and the massive swift fan base waged war on him. This caused Kanye to go underground and he hasn't gone on tour or performed except for an unannounced show for the release of his new album(which was genius). Then this Coachella shindig comes along. This is like the West Coast mecca for concerts but I had never heard of it. Well Kanye performed for two hours and just absolutely KILLED IT. The man is back and he's finally performing again. I know that you probably wont watch his entire set, but if you have time or just flip through, you won't be disappointed. Love him or hate him, you cant deny that Kanye is a great musician and a showman. The guy comes out 50 feet over an ocean of screaming fans closing Cali's biggest concert. He said this was the most important show to him since his mom passed away. He dedicated it to her and you could see the passion and appreciation in his eyes and his performance. Kanye's got a chip on his shoulder and its truly a spectacle. I will not rest until Kanye is brought to BC to show you crazy kids how a real concert is done.

P.S. Best songs of the performance: Hey mama(the last song), Good Life(32:50 1st), All of the Lights(20:16 2nd), Touch the Sky(13:15 2nd), Dark Fantasy(opener 2:33 1st), Through the Wire(9:48 2nd), Lost In the World(39:00 2nd), Homecoming(8:38 2nd vid), JesusWalks (12:59 1st), Stronger(25:22), Runaway(31:35 2nd), Flashing Lights (29:00 1st)

P.P.S This was pretty much Kanye unleashing his best stuff all night long, but he should have left the 808 and Heartbreak songs at home and brought more of College Dropout and Graduation.

Posted By Mac Attack

Fat Kid Gets Smoked



This is exactly what this fat kid gets. Sure, the other kid either lost a bet, or agreed to do this, but did you see how he was talking smack before he went to castrate his buddy? "I'm going to annihilate your balls dude." Give me a break, since when is crushing his testies not enough? You gotta humiliate him too? Showboating son of a bitch, get your weight up.

Posted by Mucc.

Something Is Afoot

This could be huge. Brenton is excited...I'm excited...I think its time for everyone to get excited.
Stay Tuned.......

Posted By Mac Attack

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Unbelievable Scene of The Day

I like how we are winning this series, I mean the whole giving the knicks a shot thing and then just ripping their hearts out at the end. It's like we are the dude in SAW or something, just great entertainment. My suggestions for the knicks: tighten up Amare's back just as much as his "stomach," and learn how to guard rondo rather than worrying about how we guard their players. Ok? Ok night!

PS. How many times did KG call the ref a mother effer at the end of that game, before, during and after, the celtics got that time out call? I say 7.5.

Unbelievable Scenes.

Posted by Mucc.

BC Athlete of The Week


For this edition of BC Athlete of the Week we thought it only fitting to pick an athlete that inspired us this week. Mister David Dale, a Senior on the BC Men's Futbol team, ran the marathon this week, and did it in incredible fashion. Dave was straight up partying Sunday night, woke up Monday morning and practically said, "what the hell, I'll run the 26.2." See, Dalé is one of those seniors that us freshmen will always remember. He's a hardworking, hard partying, mad man. He's that guy that when your a senior, you'll be starting stories in the mods with your bros like, "remember when Dave Dale...." In short: He's what we can only hope to be some day to a group of freshmen. Dude's just the People's Champ. So Dave we salute you, not only for your prowess on the pitch or you're marathon running ability, but for the legend you leave behind.



Posted by 3 and Mucc

Wake Up (from a nap maybe) Would You Rather


Its a wonderful time of the year. School is winding down, the weather gets better every day, baseball has just begun, and on top of that basketball and hockey playoffs have started. Would you rather see your hometown hockey team win the Stanley Cup or your hometown basketball team win the NBA championship?

This question may seem to be as simple as whether you like hockey or basketball more. I'm a bigger fan of basketball, but I'm not going to ask for the NBA championship. Being a diehard Boston sports fan since birth, my teams in question are the Celtics and the Bruins. I'm choosing the Bruins because they haven't won a championship since 'Nam. Literally, their last Stanley Cup was in '72 for fuck's sake. The Celtics won the NBA championship 3 years ago, so as long as the Heat or Lakers don't win, I'm happy with the NBA playoffs. I know the B's are down 2-1 in their series right now, but I'm a believer. They turned it around last night with a big win in enemy territory so theres still a chance that 2011 will be our year. Just keep Chara hydrated and we'll be fine. Seriously, how hard is it for a professional athlete to keep hydrated. All we need is water boy extraordinaire, Bobby Boucher Jr., on the B's and that Stanley Cup is ours.


Stanley Cup or NBA Championship
Stanley Cup
NBA Championship
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Did the Knicks Win?

Amar’e Stoudemire, Sunday’s star on offense, says the Celtics won’t be able to stop him in Game 2.
“I don’t think there’s anything they can do. Besides try to deny me the ball,” Stoudemire said on Monday. “There’s ways to get open.” Stoudemire also ribbed Glen “Big Baby” Davis: “I know Baby wanted to try to draw contact and draw fouls,” said Stoudemire. “His core is not really as tight as it should be, so I knew I (could) catch him off-balance from that.”

-CBSnewyork.com
God damn, we are so screwed. The Knicks are straight kicking our ass, walking the walk, and now talking the talk. Just humiliating us all over the place, I don't know what we do can now except just tip our hats tonight and call them our daddies.

Oh wait we won game 1? Right. Keep talking New York and leave us and our fat-ass selves to winning.




(Nom Nom Nom tastes like championships)



Posted by Mucc.

Breaking News--UMASS Going d-1 in football.


By Mark Blaudschun, Globe Staff

After several months of negotiations, the University of Massachusetts will officially move from the Football Championship Subdivision to the Football Bowl Subdivision level in college football. The official announcement will come Wednesday afternoon in a press conference at Gillette Stadium.

According to sources at UMass, the Minutemen will join the Mid-American Conference in football beginning in 2012 and will play a majority of their home games at Gillette Stadium. The Minutemen will remain as a member of the Atlantic 10 in college basketball.

-Boston.com

Well that sucks. Until UCONN joined the division 1 ranks, BC straight ran the show for premier New England football, it was simply no contest where the best players in the region went year in and year out. Now with UCONN developing quite a program, and UMASS going D1 as well, you have to wonder what this mean for BC and it's quest to burst onto the national scene. In my opinion this most definitely hurts BC. Let's think about this, UMASS is a school that is state funded, parties hard, and has lower admission standards than BC. Thus, UMASS, like UCONN has done, will work harder to get the solid athletes in the region that are either over looked by BC or simply not qualified to get in. I'm talking about local guys like Jordan Toddman at UCONN, who are simply football guys, that want a great atmosphere to play in, and want to go to the NFL, isn't it obvious UMASS or UCONN is going to snag them? What hurts BC the most is that UMASS will be playing their games at Gillette. For years BC has been trying to work with the Patriots to get a game at Gillette, some big time national televised game that would have regained some of the New England fan base that has been lost over the years. Now, the only time they will be playing there is as away foes to UMASS. And that brings me to my next point, BC better play UMASS. It's such bullcrap that we don't play UCONN already, if they don't play UMASS again after next years cupcake game, it will be a big mistake. All a UMASS recruiter has to do is walk into a local kids home and say that BC is too afraid to play them because they are scared of UMASS's up and coming program and boom the kid is swayed. That is the main problem with the Boston College football strategy now of days (and perhaps the school wide strategy) is the fact that the local kids have been disrespected. I do not mean the move to the ACC, but rather that after the move, we made false assumptions of our recruiting abilities in the south. Although we have had some good players from Florida, and other southern states, we have focused less on the good players in the area and let some of the gems slip by.

Even just in the school population itself BC has accepted many more kids from New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania, and all over, rather than New England. This isn't to say I disagree with trying to diversify the community, but the Boston, and New England area, has lost a lot of pride with the school. You no longer see many kids growing up BC fans, especially when they can root for schools like UCONN and UMASS that take predominantly New England kids. I also get that these are large state schools, but still there is a distaste growing among the generally local public for the snobs over here on the heights. It's the same reason why our students section suck at all of our sporting events (sans hockey); there aren't any kids who grew up bleeding maroon and gold anymore.

This year Spaz and his staff did a better job of getting local kids, but there needs to be more effort put into finding the best players in our region that want to come to BC and have some local pride. If we don't, with UMASS going D1, just as when UCONN did, we will continue to lose any local affiliation.

Posted by Mucc.

Absolutely Unbelievable


Anyone who goes to Boston College will tell you that Marathon Monday is the greatest day of the year. That this entire weekend, for that matter, is the most unbelievable four days a BC student can ever ask for and sure enough, it was. Looking back on what Marathon Monday provided, I don't know if I've ever experienced 12 hours of such pure excitement and happiness. You know what made yesterday special though? Yeah, it's a free for all, one day when the entire campus is united by an overwhelming sense of euphoria, but, more importantly, it's about the people you spent it with. Whether you ran the marathon yesterday, whether you simply cheered, or whether you couldn't quite handle yourself and didn't even make it to see the marathon, everybody can come to together on one thing: it's not about what you did, it's about who you did it with (get your heads out of the gutter you sick bastards). Marathon Monday is about spending the best day of the year with all of your best friends. It's a roomful of people chanting "USA, USA, USA" as the American woman made her final push, it's going into the bushes with CStokeCity (no homo), it's giving pretzels to strangers with RockDaddy, it's getting to watch your best friend from home getting down and dirty on the side walk and it's just Mucc and I being on the same page literally all the time like we've got one giant brain or something. It's a day that really makes you appreciate your mom and dad for busting their balls at all times, so that you can go to a place as unbelievable as BC. Marathon Monday was one for the ages and ten years from now I might not remember the day, but I sure won't forget the people.

Posted by 3

Monday, April 18, 2011

X to the V


It's only fitting that a great new artist bursts onto the scene on the best monday of the year. Do yourself a favor and listen to XV and your earbuds will thank you. His entire mixtape is absolutely filthy. The last hero might be the mortal lock of the year. Thats it folks...short and sweet....See you out there on the battlefield boys.

Get at this shit. Zero heroes Mixtape HERE

Posted by Mac Attack.

HAPPY PATRIOTS DAY!


Happy Patriots Day folks, remember all those who made this day possible. Glory, Glory, Hallelujah. Let's be safe, and all have a grand ole' time in this beautiful place we call the United States Of America.

By the way, everyone in the building knew this was going down....

Jesus Shuttlesworth.

Posted by Mucc.

Would You Rather- Marathon Monday Edition



I know there was no blog on on Sunday, I’m sorry about that. I decided it would be best to skip my normal Sunday post and make a special Marathon Monday WYR. Would you rather run the marathon today (all 26.2 miles) or go from Thursday to Marathon Monday without drinking a drop of alcohol? Just to set the record straight you have to finish the marathon, no matter how long it takes you or how close you come to death from running 26 miles.

I’m going to join the marathon. Why would I give up arguably the best day at BC you may ask, well I’m about to lay some knowledge on your asses. First, nobody said you couldn’t drink during the marathon. I would throw on a back pack full of natty lights and drink while I “run” the marathon. I put run in quotations because I would definitely walk the entire way and finish tuesday afternoon. But hey, I’d be shit faced the whole way so I’d make the bets out of it. Second, I would feel like an absolute loser if I was one of the 20 kids on campus not drinking this weekend. At least if I run the marathon I have an excuse not to drink on that one day and won't feel like a total tool the entire weekend. Third, and most importantly, not being able to drink this entire weekend would blow dick. This weekend would be no fun sober. Anyone who tries to tell me they can have fun without alcohol can go fuck themselves. Alcohol is fun and sobriety is not period. End of argument you conceded, sober pricks. I don't think anybody has argued this point better than Jim Jeffries.

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Sunday, April 17, 2011

That's 2


If it looks like a winning streak, sounds like a winning streak, and smells like a winning streak, then it's a winning streak. Sound the alarm, we're coming....dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnn....

Posted by Mucc.

I'm Not Doin a Damn Thing



Sorry to all my devote followers who live for my posts, but this is just how I've been feelin' lately.

Posted by Roccodinho

Saturday, April 16, 2011

WE WIN WE WIN


If the sox keep this style of winning up, we can post about all 25 of their wins this season! At any rate, great day today, spring game, sox win, Bruins gotta take care of business, LETS GO B's.

Posted by Mucc.

Disappointment


Tough sleddin out there tonight folks. BC really dropped the ball on this one. We had two premier up and coming rappers here tonight and nobody showed up to the concert. Straight up embarrassing folks. Rappers feed off of the crowd and you could tell that Wale was disappointed. He mailed that one in and gave about 10 %. We can definitely do better than that. J. Cole, on the other hand, gave it his all. If you were one of the 10 people that did stay for his act he really gave a good performance. Wouldn't expect anything less from him, great energy. We robbed ourselves folks...this ones on us.

P.S. How does Wale not play World Tour and J.Cole not play I'm Coming Home...backbreakers
P.P.S. There must be something in the water Sox fall to 2-10...2012 is approaching fast

Posted By Mac Attack

Unbelievable Scene of The Day


Look, I know losing hurts, just ask jcole and wale and they'll tell you what it feels like to lose. I know, the blackhawks lost a tough one tonight, and I know it hurts to be down 2-0 in the playoffs. But once again I'm touched by the individual effort of my hometown hero Ben Smith. Benny has not 1 but 2 goals tonight, and did all he could to help his team, god damn we might have to do a story on this former eagle every day if he keeps this scoring rate up, keep up the good work Ben, and we all know the hawks' will take it to the canucks at home.

Unbelievable Scenes


PS. I know Ben's been unblievable scene like 7 times but I don't think the red sox or celtics or any one else in Boston has given us anything memorable to put up here. Unless bobby jenks giving up 4 runs in relief last night to help the sox fall to 2-10 counts.

Posted by Mucc

Friday, April 15, 2011

It's a Marathon



So I was chillin my tits the other day and I was pondering what to post. I think I’m going post this kid Ian J. This kid has really good flow and his songs all have a great vibe. He just dropped a mixtape yesterday and his music is garnering a good amount of buzz. His music is laid back and relaxed. I can’t have you overworked and sprinting tonight. No, you gotta pace yourself because not only is this Marathon Weekend in the sense that it’s a 4 day party, it’s a 4 day music extravaganza. Ian is the locker room vibe music before you embark on this epic journey. First, we have Wale and J.Cole wreckin Conte tonight. Then we have battle of the DJ’s tomorrow. Sunday is a personal favorite Brenton Duvall and White Panda and you know that’s just a classic rage waiting to happen. There’s even a goddamn CARNIVAL going down on Sunday, as if it wasn’t going to be a circus already. After all that, its marathon Monday, and all bets are off by then. I wouldn’t be surprised if this is how we find Roccodinho. So rest up and enjoy Ian J before the war starts. You’ve changed is my personal favorite, but you cant go wrong with She’s perfect, She told me, Run this, Home, or punching in reality. Sit back, relax, and enjoy yourself this weekend, because if everything falls into place, you won’t remember it.

You've Changed, She’s Perfect, She Told Me, Run this, Home (On the Mixtape), Punching in reality (On the Mixtape)

Grab his new mixtape Here

P.S. Who doesn't love a little R. Kelly. Just don't end up singin this one Mucc.

Posted By Mac Attack

Well This Is A Turn Off



If someone has sex with her, is it bestiality?

Posted by Cstokecity

Thank God It's Friday



It's been a long week for everyone here at the scenes, just that busy time of year. Just a great long weekend coming up, especially after those 2 tests today. So sit back this weekend and enjoy a nice brew, and everything BC, Marathon Monday, and NBA and NHL playoffs have to offer. Celebrate good times folks. I know I will be spending most of my weekend trying to see where Roccodinho is hiding, and making sure 3 and Cstokecity Vom and rally all night long.

Ps. I'm sure Mac Attack would agree R-Kelly is exactly what we need right now.

Posted by Mucc.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Seattle Kills The Easter Bunny


Fox News- "One Seattle elementary school is calling Easter eggs “Spring spheres" instead, they say, to take religion out of the annual egg hunt.
They weren't fooling any of the kids though, who apparently still all called the colored treats "Easter eggs".
The city's parks department has also removed the word "Easter" from its ads for egg hunts."

Seriously? I'm not really a religious person, but this kind of shit pisses me off. "Oh no, the Jewish and Muslim kids don't believe in a magical bunny that shits out eggs full of candy. What do we do?" It's not like people are forcing their Christian morals down others' throats by giving them chocolate eggs. This is no different from the time we tried to change french fries to freedom fries. Its just some stupid person taking the name of something way too seriously. Oh and by the way, even if I wanted to change the name of Easter eggs I could do a lot better than Spring spheres. Earth to fucking Seattle, eggs aren't even spheres. Every kid who has passed the third grade can tell you that. If we let this happen then whats next: tall, green, highly decorated, prickly bushes instead of Christmas Tress?

Posted by Cstokecity

Kid Feeling It



Can't fault this kid for knowing a party when he hears one. He hears his beats and is up ready to go, rallying away, while his bro is still passed out next to him. Amateur.

Posted by Mucc.

Wake Up Would You Rather


(Liz)
I've got no work to do this week so I’ve been catching up on some quality television, mainly MTV’s Real World Las Vegas. Every time I watch this show I realize how hot the Nany chick is. I think she is a smoke and most people would agree with me. So I said to myself, “Would I rather fuck Nany from Real World or that girl Liz from My Life as Liz.”

I don’t know if this question is as difficult for my readers out there as it is for me, but I have no idea who to choose. I’ve only watched a few episodes of My Life is Liz, but I have to admit, there is something about this chick that I just love. I can’t pinpoint exactly what it is, but she is a secret obsession of mine. But could I actually pass up the absolute bombshell that is Nany for the queen of the nerds Liz Lee. The answer is somehow yes. Liz’s geeky hipster style is just so hot to me. Combine that with her red hair, and forget about it. The only thing I secretly love more than hipster girls is a good looking red head. I can’t fully explain why, all I can say is I would love to fuck her. So for all those readers out there with a secret hipster fetish, show some love for your goddess Liz Lee.

Posted by Cstokecity


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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Unbelievable Scene of The Day

You know you're going to be ok in the first round when the Knicks start their best player and some strong supporting guys, and we win by 10 with avery bradley pitching in 20, and this random serbian dude I can't name scoring 19. Goodnight New York, KG will see you on Saturday.

PS. Also great scenes that the Sox got rained out, at least they didn't lose!

Unbelievable Scenes.

Posted by Mucc.

Can't Sleep? Then Boy Do I Have Product For You.


If you've ever had sleeping problems this blog is for you. Melatonin is the most efficient/unheard of sleeping aid. I've been using it for a while and am shocked nobody else knows what it is. With sleeping problems so rampant in college, I figured it would be more popular than adderall. But somehow nobody has any idea what Melatonin is. Best part of all, it isn't even a prescription drug. Anyone can buy a bottle at any drug store. Also, it has no ridiculous side affects or warnings like "may randomly shit your pants" or "do not take if your pregnant, may become pregnant, or do not want AIDS" that every prescription sleeping pill has. Melatonin has worked wonders on my sleeping problems, and somehow I'm the only person who knows what it is. However, I'm hear to spread the word of our savior: Melatonin. So remember folks, you heard it here first, Melatonin is the wonder pill for every college insomniac.

PS- If The Scenes becomes popular enough and our readers start to buy Melatonin, do you think we could get some sort of endorsement money or business partnership out of this? Just trying to turn this cottage industry blog into a multimedia, fiscal giant. Seriously, I'm a regular Billy Mays at selling shit. (RIP Billy: Gone but never forgotten)

PPS- Fuck the Shamwow dude. Fucking Billy Mays wanna-be punk.

Posted by Cstokecity

Breaking News-Bary Bonds Is Still a Scum Bag


See here's the thing that baseball purists, and common fans alike seem to misinterpret about drug use during the 90's; almost everyone did it. Very few guys out there were clean, and very few guys out there were ignorant to the fact that other guys were using. Everyone did it, and everyone at least knew someone who did it. The only reason people get so up tight about guys like McGuire, and Bonds, and Manny, and Sosa, is because they used and were great. No one ever takes into account that the pitcher opposite most of these guys were using drugs too and just were shitty with them. To me, steroids or no steroids, hitting a baseball is hitting a baseball, it's still something you have to be extremely talented to do. Barry Bonds was a great player before he ever used drugs, and as he felt the pressures of needing to perform in an era of accepted PED use, he made the decision that almost all other big time ball players did in that era, he had a doc inject him with tigerblood. I'm not saying I condone steroid use, and I'm not saying Barry Bonds deserves his records (Roger Marris and Hank Aaron do) but I am saying that we all need to take a deep breath and look introspectively to finally realize hey, everybody did steroids in the 90's it was part of the game, just like hot dogs and beer were part of Babe Ruth's era. Just put an asterisk next to it and lets move on.

Posted by Mucc.

Chipotle Has Yellow Fever


Eater.com- All kinds of restaurants want to be "the next Chipotle," but this one actually will be: the burrito chain has announced they're opening a chain of Asian restaurants called ShopHouse Southeast Asian Kitchen, the first of which will open in Washington, DC this summer.
Inspired by Thai, Malaysian, and Vietnamese cuisines, the restaurants will serve dishes made from seasonal ingredients including "grilled and braised meats, a variety of fresh vegetables, aromatic herbs, spicy sauces, and an array of garnishes." So like, rice bowls? Noodles? Banh mi? It's not very clear. Anyway, customers will still be able to customize their dishes like they do at Chipotle.


Who doesn't love a fat chicken burrito with all the fixings from Chipotle? No one? Yeah, the place is spectacular, but what if you combined the two greatest kinds of fast food establishments, Mexican and Asian, and put them into one super restaurant? That's what Chipotle's doing. I feel like people would go apeshit over an Asian Chipotle in Cleveland Circle. And anyone who knows me knows I'd take a bowl of lo mein any day of the week and twice on Sundays. What do you think?

Posted by 3.
Is an Asian Chipotle a Good Idea?
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Kobe Bryant Hates Gay People


ESPN- After receiving a technical foul during Tuesday's game, Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant stormed back to the bench and appeared to direct a homophobic slur toward referee Bennie Adams.

Bryant's reaction was caught on camera on TNT's national telecast of the key Western Conference battle with the San Antonio Spurs. He hit his seat before sitting down, threw a towel and then yelled, "Bennie," toward the court. Bryant then leaned back and muttered what appeared to be a gay slur.
TNT announcer Steve Kerr picked up on Bryant's outburst and said: "You might wanna take the cameras off of him right now, for the children watching from home."

Bryant was not initially available for comment.

Typical Kobe, just being a homophobe. You'd never see KG call you a fairy or what not. Kevin would just tell you to eff off and punch you right across the face. Kobe's gotta wait till he's at the bench to send a little fairy comment the way of the ref. Well you know what Kobe? Gay people don't like you, you condescending, arrogant, rape artist.

Ps. I love Steve Kerr, just the peoples champ. Hates Kobe just as much as the rest of us, what he meant to say was "keep those cameras on Kobe, he just called the ref a fag"

Posted by Mucc.

Sheen A Huge Hit In His Boston Show... Just Fucking With You


Fox News- "Hollywood's biggest train wreck pulled into the Agganis Arena on Tuesday night.
Sheen's "Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is not an Option" tour made its eighth stop in Boston and the reviews were not so good.
According to FOX 25's Sharman Sacchetti, Sheen took the stage 45 minutes after the scheduled start time and started out strong. Unfortunately, those cheers led to boos which led to people leaving almost 30 minutes early!
People we spoke to said it was boring and full of Sheen ranting and raving. "Ramble, ramble, ramble, catchphrase, ramble. Basically, I stole your money. Ramble, ramble," said one attendee."

The title of this article is “Charlie Sheen Loses in Boston.” You take that back Fox News. Charlie Sheen is a god, and we are lucky every time he decides to grace us with his presence. But in all seriousness, what did people expect? Sheen hasn’t made anything funny since the second Hot Shots movie and that was in 93. Don’t get me wrong, I love the man and his wild shenanigans, but if you thought he was actually going to be funny you’re an idiot. That’s why he performed at BU instead of BC. Nobody here is dumb enough to buy those tickets. All in all Sheen is still winning because he is making bank on a show that he puts no effort into. Bravo Charlie, bravo.

Posted by Cstokecity.

Unbelievable Scene of the Day


Touching scene tonight in San Fran. Last week Giants fan, Bryan Stow, was brutally attacked in the Dodger Stadium parking lot for wearing a Giants jersey. The 42-year-old father of two is currently in a coma fighting for his life. In a very cool gesture, the Giants dedicated the game to Stow and the two teams joined together around the mound as players from both teams spoke about "respecting the rivalry" and "respecting the game." Sports are a wonderful thing, but every once and awhile there are stories like this that are bigger than the game itself.

Unbelievable Scenes

Posted by 3

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Reactions to "The Brady 6"


First things first, I want to say that this "year of the QB" thing ESPN is doing is simply great; gotta love giving more credit to the guys on the football field who already get the most credit. On to the Brady piece. I loved it obviously. It was pretty amazing to see how good Brady actually was in College, and how disrespected he got in that draft. This all just goes to prove that the Combine is overemphasized. I mean how the hell does Spergeon Wynn, a QB who had worse numbers than Brady at a 1-AA school, still get drafted ahead of him? It's baffling. Watching Brady's Michigan highlights scouts had to have seen his moxy, poise, decision making, and work ethic right? Dude is a born Winner, he won at Michigan, all he did was win the big game, he knows nothing else. Just hearing Mel Kiper, Mariucci, and Billick read Brady's draft report, while the highlights panned of him just doing everything they said he couldn't, left me starry-eyed, borderline in tears. All of this being said, we learned a few things from the documentary that we might not have known before:

1. Lloyd Carr is the man, want him as my grandpa.
2. Giovani Carmazzi is one weird dude, goat farming without a TV is no ideal life.
3. Tee Martin was my favorite of the qb's taken in front of Brady, just seemed like a good guy.
4. Spergeon Wynn is an energy trader, any explanation of what that entails?
5. Drew Henson is bitter, while Chris Redman is simply a goon.
6. Belichick knew Brady was better than Bledsoe, and seemed almost happy Mo Lewis killed his 50 million dollar QB...gotta love Bill.
7. Tom Brady, whether corrupted and changed by Gisele or what not, is a winner in every sense of the word. He has a genuine desire to give everybody who ever doubted him the big "fuck you" and it's inspiring.

Posted by Mucc.

BC Athlete of the Week


It's not everyday a Boston College athlete gets drafted and signs with a pro team, but this week one of our Lady Eagles did just that. Carolyn Swords of the womens basketball team was drafted 15th overall by the Chicago Sky in the 2011 WNBA draft. 15th overall?! That's a lottery pick in the NBA draft. Not really sure what a WNBA player makes? Got to be around $12 an hour, right? Either way, whether it's playing basketball or doing something else, the 6'7'' Carolyn Swords will be just fine. This girl is a saint. Literally, a saint. I see her around Conte every once in awhile and aside from having just the sweetest, kindest voice on the planet I swear she has done more community service than every other BC athlete on this campus. Just always involved and always helping out. Congrats Carolyn, best of luck! Great to see another Eagle in the pros.

Posted by 3

Unbelievable Scene Of The Day

So I featured a great up and coming artist T.Ryan a little while back on opening day. I also jokingly said that he read the blog because he put out another great song a day after I sang his praises. Well, the kid DID read the blog. I talked to him today and he is a great kid. I was so pumped when he gave me a shout out. This is a truly great day for the scenes. Make sure you listen to T.Ryan because he is only going to get bigger and bigger!

Posted By Mac Attack